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I was On The Front Page of Reddit… With a First World Problem About Pooping.

October 9, 2012 scandalousmuffin Leave a comment

According to my friend, my First World Problem made it onto the front page of reddit briefly.

This was the post:

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I have a couple other links and posts that have around 75 net upvotes. But this was my most popular uvpoted post ever.

Stay classy reddit, stay classy.

September 19, 2011 scandalousmuffin 1 comment

(cc) William Cho on flickr. My mall does not have palm trees. Nor do I think I will get to battle any zombies.

5. Waking up “early” to do stuff involves driving in rush hour traffic.

4. I’ve developed a fear that there are homicidal clowns lurking in the empty 50 cent rides at the mall.

3. I can feel my social skills withering away under my sunlight-deprived skin.

2. I actually have to make my own sandwiches since the food court isn’t open at 3 AM. Ugh, first world problems.

1. People start to mow their lawns the same time I want to go to sleep.