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16-year-old Scandalousmuffin Smashes a Guitar
This is from The Vault of Adolescence.
(Loud emergency signal beep at the beginning.)
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Randolph High School Mass Media II J-term exam. Canon GL2. Adobe Premiere Pro. 2005.
It was mostly a Photoshop assignment, but the video segment had some weird constraints if I remember correctly. Fast motion, slow motion, a minute flat editing after the emergency beep, and different types of camera angles. So it was edited a little quickly and awkwardly. But I think mine was the best in the class given that it due during exam week.
I was a child. That’s weird to think about. I still have that pink tank top.
Thanks to RHS for having the most badass Mass Media program in New Jersey.
Also, thanks to neofelix for being my partner-in-crime.
❤
Socially Awkward on WordPress
So apparently I missed the memo that you’re supposed to name your domain after your blog name. Like the rebel I am, I made my domain my username instead. Quite frankly, I’m indecisive as an ADD kid who forgot his “special bandaid,” and I’m going to change my blog name several times in the future. An inconsistent url would bother me.
So I hope you readers, whoever you are, don’t get too attached to Clantily Scad. That title was a suggestion from a very special asian girl who owes her life to sparkling cider and mansex.
And I’m going to work on trying to post without any sexual references. I promise. Unless that’s what you want. Or do I just need to even out the sex with violence? Violence, you say?
*google image searches “violence”*
Apparently this:

is a logo “against family violence” even though it looks like the kid is punching his conjoined asexual parents.
