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A Haiku for Valentine’s Day 2012

February 14, 2012 scandalousmuffin 1 comment

“I love you more than
Whitney Houston loves bathtime
With barbiturates”

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I’m too lazy to do this again. Just go to

and replace “Amy Winehouse” with topical dead celebrity.

“What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Jack Daniels? Jack comes alive with coke.”