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Mitt Romney at Chipotle
LOOK! IT'S... Workers at Chipotle pose with Mitt Romney during lunch stop in Denver via @AP http://t.co/VAGDMO4b
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Charles Dharapak (@CharlesDharapak) October 02, 2012–
Romney to Portman at Chipotle: "I usually get the burrito. I think I'll go for the bowl today. That's a good idea." #journalism
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Sam Youngman (@samyoungman) October 02, 2012#RejectedOlympicEvents
My favorite:
Candice Hall Star Craft 2 (spoiler alert: South Korea wins)#RejectedOlympicEvents
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Freelance Writing #RejectedOlympicEvents
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Bellatrix Lestrange #RejectedOlympicEvents Quidditch
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#RejectedOlympicEvents The Hunger Games
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Party Girl. #RejectedOlympicEvents Beer Pong
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Judd Harris #RejectedOlympicEvents Menstrual Cycling
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Lizz Winstead off shore investing #RejectedOlympicEvents
MC Chris The Monster Hunter Tour 2012 at The Knitting Factory
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Here’s my full review + heckler story + info on his recent reddit drama.
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MC Chris The Monster Hunter Tour 2012 at The Knitting Factory
In a middle of the act, a young woman in a Batgirl T-shirt threw a plastic cup in the air close to the stage. An empty cup had been tossed onstage earlier, but this one had liquid which reflected blue in the stage lights as it burst through the air.
“You don’t throw a cup at digital Woody Guthrie!” the performer exclaimed.
The crowd was torn with boos for the woman and cheers for mc chris. He instructed the audience to clear a path so the woman had an exit route for the door. The woman instead climbed up onto the stage and appeared to ask for the artist for a hug, but he brandished a portable stage fan defensively to “blow away the stench.”
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Overheard in Brooklyn Tweets #3
I got retweeted by MC Chris! I feel like I’ve been touched by a Nerd God. @HeardinBK Send me your hipster quotes!
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“Yeah, I do want to say something to you. As a Batgirl, you’re disappointing!” –@_mcchris to drunk heckler being led out of@KnitBrooklyn
“You don’t throw a cup at digital Woody Guthrie!” –@_mcchris at drunk heckler.
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“I thought ‘Pynchonian’ was a type of lunch meat.”
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“Going to the dentist is like going to Cirque de Soleil except I’m always going to get mauled by tigers.”
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“I never preheat my oven. I’m a rebel.”
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“I just used ‘ceteris paribus’ in a text message. Yeah… I’m a nerd.”
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BARBandBEAR.com #overheardinbk “it was great! i really got to experience the cultural anonymity of dressing barn animals in old-timey people clothes.”
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“Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence would be a great indie band name.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Dolphins Rape People. Band name or PSA?” At Norman ave and Jewel st, Greenpoint.
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“I saw a girl with a brass-colored leg and my first thought was “what a great steampunk outfit.”
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“Sometimes when I’m bored on the train I play ‘Who in this car would I most likely fuck.’ ‘Me too.'”
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Previous collections of “best of” tweets are Here and Here.
More Overheard in Brooklyn Tweets
Eleven days into my new project and I haven’t given up. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter.
23% follower to following rate. Could be worse.
You know what’s more important than followers? Retweets. It’s hard to do on twitter if you’re not in a tweet circle jerk. Do me a solid, guys, and check the page and retweet your favorite quote. And comment if you have suggestions!
Overheard Brooklyn
@HeardInBK
Tag me in your hipster quotes and I might retweet you.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
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“I would like to thank the fine denizens of the Internet for inspiring my wireless network name. ‘BonerHitler.'”
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“My love life is a Jungian soap opera.”
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“You’re raping the cows! You’re raping the cows!” [at icecream truck]
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“He’s like Thoreau but with Tourette’s.”
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“They rhymed ‘Vietnam’ with ‘Bambi’s mom.'” #garfunkelandoates
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no matter how many people think of a stoner dating site, it will never get built
Overheard in Brooklyn @HeardinBK Twitter
I have a new project. There’s a few other “Overheard in Brooklyn” websites and blogs, but they’re all dead. Don’t let this Twitter die like my Anthony Weiner Tumblr died!
My life goal is go viral on the Internet by ripping off other people’s ideas. (My parents didn’t love me.)
Send me your Hipster quotes and retweet any ones you like.
“My dream is to make a living writing dick jokes for people that have been to college.”
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“Goddamn, I need a man purse.”
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“Feminist mime class. Help! Help! I’m trapped under a glass ceiling.” –@TheRealDictator
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“She bought a shower curtain that says YOLO on it.” “This shit has gone too far.” #YOLO
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“We’re living in a Dystopia!”
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