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Trojan Vibrations Does Follow Up By E-mail After Cart Fiasco
Props today go to Trojan for recovering from their permits incident that ruined their free vibrator promotion day.
See: “Police Shut Down Trojan Vibrations Free Vibrator Carts in Manhattan”
To my surprise the Trojan people collecting e-mail addresses after the crack-down weren’t just there to momentarily placate us in our times of blue balls and unrest, but actually did follow-up to get us our free vibrators!
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From: Trojan® Vibrations [mailto:invites@128808.mailer.surveygizmo.com]
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 12:47 PM
To: Me
Subject: Trojan® Vibrations Pleasure Cart Event Follow-up
Hello,
The makers of Trojan® Vibrations personal massagers thank you for participating in our vibrator giveaway. We are sorry you were not able to receive a vibrator on the day of the event in New York City.
Please click the link* below and provide us with your valid U.S. mailing address by August 22, and we will then ship you a free Trojan® Vibrations Pulse or Tri-Phoria® massager**. You can expect to receive your product within the next 3 – 4 weeks.
[Link for special people, only.]
Please note that your email address will not be added to the Trojan® Vibrations mailing list. And, as always, we will never share your information with a third party. To view our Privacy Policy, please click here.
Thank you for your patience.
Warm Regards,
The Makers of Trojan® Vibrations
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I’m not sure which one is coming (see what I did there?) in the next 3-4, so that’ll be a surprise. Yay, free vibrators!
Police Shut Down Trojan Vibrations Free Vibrator Carts in Manhattan
Line for the Trojan cart minutes before it was shut down by the police. -photo by Flagrant Bagel.
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Free Vibrator Day turned out to be a bust, with Trojan apparently failing to get the proper permits. The Gothamist has more:
Free Vibrator Giveaway Cock-Blocked By Mayor’s Office
Samantha Kahn: will you add an extra one tomorrow to make up for the shut down of the 4-6 in the flatiron
Francis Botero: Looks like you got people waiting at 14th street.
Lory Moralesz: ya should come to BROOKLYN! 😀
Candice Hall: Po po shut them down around Flatiron. Should have started a chant–“2, 4, 6, 8. We have the right to masturbate!”
Elvis Camilo Teran: A guy passed by and said it was canceled. He was driving the truck, he wouldn’t give them out. He said he had a full truck. Gotta wait until tomorrow I guess.
Laura Stewart: 250 people left left waiting…no orgasms in sight. Thanks a lot Trojan. Next time we’ll use Lelo. Spread the word.
Francis Botero: You guys have a lot of sexually frustrated people down in the meatpacking district
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