Oh the tragedy.

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New Jersey’s favorite dying newspaper, The Star Ledger, has more.

Don’t worry; I’m sure in a year someone will offer Snooki and her baby their own reality TV show. He can be the Honey Boo Boo Child of the Shore.

Considering how long I lived in New Jersey, I’m still a little disappointed I never visited the bar in Seaside Heights where Snooki got punched.