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Overheard in Brooklyn Tweets #3
I got retweeted by MC Chris! I feel like I’ve been touched by a Nerd God. @HeardinBK Send me your hipster quotes!
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“Yeah, I do want to say something to you. As a Batgirl, you’re disappointing!” –@_mcchris to drunk heckler being led out of@KnitBrooklyn
Candice Hall “You don’t throw a cup at digital Woody Guthrie!” –@_mcchris at drunk heckler.
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“I thought ‘Pynchonian’ was a type of lunch meat.”
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“Going to the dentist is like going to Cirque de Soleil except I’m always going to get mauled by tigers.”
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“I never preheat my oven. I’m a rebel.”
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“I just used ‘ceteris paribus’ in a text message. Yeah… I’m a nerd.”
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BARBandBEAR.com #overheardinbk “it was great! i really got to experience the cultural anonymity of dressing barn animals in old-timey people clothes.”
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“Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence would be a great indie band name.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Dolphins Rape People. Band name or PSA?” At Norman ave and Jewel st, Greenpoint.
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“I saw a girl with a brass-colored leg and my first thought was “what a great steampunk outfit.”
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“Sometimes when I’m bored on the train I play ‘Who in this car would I most likely fuck.’ ‘Me too.'”
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Previous collections of “best of” tweets are Here and Here.
More Overheard in Brooklyn Tweets
Eleven days into my new project and I haven’t given up. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter.
23% follower to following rate. Could be worse.
You know what’s more important than followers? Retweets. It’s hard to do on twitter if you’re not in a tweet circle jerk. Do me a solid, guys, and check the page and retweet your favorite quote. And comment if you have suggestions!
Overheard Brooklyn
@HeardInBK
Tag me in your hipster quotes and I might retweet you.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
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“I would like to thank the fine denizens of the Internet for inspiring my wireless network name. ‘BonerHitler.'”
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“My love life is a Jungian soap opera.”
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“You’re raping the cows! You’re raping the cows!” [at icecream truck]
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“He’s like Thoreau but with Tourette’s.”
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“They rhymed ‘Vietnam’ with ‘Bambi’s mom.'” #garfunkelandoates
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no matter how many people think of a stoner dating site, it will never get built
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