Helllllllllo wordpress.  Been a while.   Have a poem.   Originally from my deviantart.

Tricks are for chicks.

When I screamed “BITCH!”
after you shot me in the spine,
you were as silent as your gun.

You simply gyrated your shoulders,
mouth in a little “O [snap]” shape
and danced.

I didn’t mean it, you know
and next time I get the magnum
your eyes will bulge,
a bovine before a poleaxe
and I’ll aim for your neck.

and it’ll be
“CUNT!’
“WHORE!”
“SLUT!”
“FUCK!”
and so on

until someone has to pee.

At which point
the other will unpause
and proceed to slaughter
the helpless unmanned man.

Cause gamer girls,
unlike boys,
are bitches.