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A Haiku for Valentine’s Day 2012
“I love you more than
Whitney Houston loves bathtime
With barbiturates”
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I’m too lazy to do this again. Just go to
https://clantilyscad.com/2011/07/24/i-got-2k-hits-because-you-are-all-terrible-people/
and replace “Amy Winehouse” with topical dead celebrity.
“What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Jack Daniels? Jack comes alive with coke.”
Fun Link Friday
PBR is apparently classy in China. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/21/pabst-blue-ribbon-is-classy-and-expensive-in-china/
10 Oddly Named Cities. http://www.thebrooklynnomad.com/oddly-named-cities/
“Knock Down Trees With Your Jumbo Cock” http://firesoulphoenix.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2o259
A six word poem about true-love. http://firesoulphoenix.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d11xd9t
Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/21/2010-07-21_naked_cowboy_sues_naked_cowgirl_underwearclad_times_square_performer_says_she_st.html
This is my refrigerator. It is cold because I made it when a woman broke my heart.
http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/michel-gondry
Guys Love Giraffes who Love Giraffes.
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Well, subscribers, I’m going to NYC for the weekend. See you guys, Monday.
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