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Hyperbole and a Half Author Reads From Her Book at Google Talks
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This is Allie Brosh.
You’ve probably seen her webcomic if you spend any significant amount of time on the Internet.
She wrote a book with the same title of her blog and then a long subtitle. You can buy Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened on Amazon.
And watch Allie read new content from aforementioned book, including a story in which a 10-year-old Allie writes a letter for a 25-year-old Allie, right here.
Drunk and in Love with Grammar (Lonely Island – Semicolon Song)
A COMMA AND A FUCKING DOT. SEMICOLON.
The Lonely Island – “Semicolon (feat. Solange)”
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Hendricks is my new favorite gin!
I think this doesn’t even count as grammar. Punctuation is under syntax? I dunno. Fuck. I wasn’t an English major.
Fuck you, English majors. JK. I think I might major in English because it’d be the easiest degree for me to complete and majors don’t matter much anymore if you want to go to grad school.
I’m going to create a category for “Drunk Blogging.”
SEMICOLONS
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Oh wait, shit.
Schmoyoho Song: “DJ Turn it up!” “No, I got a Noise Violation”
Uploaded in May, but somehow it went under my radar for a couple months.
The Gregory Brothers / Schmoyoho. Best know for the “hide yo kids, hide yo wife” Bed Intruder Song. New-ish original song.
Spoiler: PSY cameo.
“DJ Play My Song (NO LEAVE ME ALONE)”
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“Does “mouse” rhyme with “mouse”? No, it’s the same word.” Haha, was that a deadmau5 diss?
I sure do miss Auto-Tune the News.
Twitter #Obamadebatetips for 10/16/12
In 90 minutes I’ll be running a live-blog, mostly from Twitter reactions. It’ll probably be a lot more lazy tomorrow because I have to pack during the debate.
Debate Pre-game:
#ObamaDebateTips Wear a Big Bird costume.
#ObamaDebateTips Make sure everyone will let you be clear.
#ObamaDebateTips Gangnam style
Borrow Hillary’s balls. #ObamaDebateTips
#ObamaDebateTips Legalize marijuana. #Obama2012
“@HahaOneLiners: #ObamaDebateTips Don’t say anything. Just have Morgan Freeman say it for you.”
End every response with, That’s What She Said. #ObamaDebateTips
#ObamaDebateTips Break out in random meowing.
#ObamaDebateTips Meow at Mitt Romney. GAME OVER
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Of course Twitters obsessed with cats. Because people on twitter have no friends.
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Louis CK Promotes Tig Notaro
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I got this super depressing e-mail from Louis CK.
Here’s an excerpt:
Tig is a friend of mine and she is very funny. I love her voice on stage. One night I was performing at a club in LA called Largo. Tig was there. She was about to go on stage. I hadn’t seen Tig in about a year and I said how are you? She replied “well I found out today that I have cancer in both breasts and that it has likely spread to my lymph nodes. My doctor says it looks real bad. “. She wasn’t kidding. I said “uh. Jesus. Tig. Well. Do you… Have your family… Helping?”. She said “well my mom was with me but a few weeks ago she fell down, hit her head and she died”. She still wasn’t kidding…
A few days later, I wrote Tig and asked her if I could release this set on my site. I wanted people to hear what I saw. What we all saw that night. She agreed. The show is on sale for the same 5 dollars I charge for my stuff. I’m only keeping 1. She gets the other 4. Tig has decided to give some of that to cancer research.
Buy the audio set for $5 here:
https://buy.louisck.net/purchase/tig-notaro-live
I never heard of her before but she actually is really funny. And you can fight cancer at the same time.
Creepiest License Plate in Brooklyn
Snapped today in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY:

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This sends so many signals and leaves so many questions.
Like, “How many bodies of minors are in that backseat?” (I was afraid to look) and “Is it legal to upload a picture of someone’s license plate?” (According to Google, yes, yes it is.)
Matthew Burke @MatthewKBurke
Ben @NEKansasPatriot
TheGOP LIES @Brimonian
Doc Nelson @JDNelson_68W
KushFaceGangNj @dpreston88
Glenn Quagmire™ @thefunnyquag
Milkshakes Anytime @MomMilkshake
Alexander ✮ @alexpicciarelli
Louis CK Explains NYC Subway Frustration at the Comedy Cellar
Louis C.K. describes the worst part of the subway perfectly.
Hat-tip to Brokelyn for the Link:
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Man, I miss his TV show. (The second one, of course, although Lucky Louie wasn’t actually all that terrible.)
Also…
Louis C.K. re-imagines classic jokes:
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“I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road… Shouldn’t it be on a farm fucking other chickens?… There is no dialogue or conversation with a chicken; It just gets eaten and I take a shit.”