Weird News Wednesday, today accompanied by an a cappella song.

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San Francisco Chronicle:  Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said…

“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.