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Sad Drunk Man in Sinking Kayak
The Struggle is Real.
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Drunk and in Love with Grammar (Lonely Island – Semicolon Song)
A COMMA AND A FUCKING DOT. SEMICOLON.
The Lonely Island – “Semicolon (feat. Solange)”
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Hendricks is my new favorite gin!
I think this doesn’t even count as grammar. Punctuation is under syntax? I dunno. Fuck. I wasn’t an English major.
Fuck you, English majors. JK. I think I might major in English because it’d be the easiest degree for me to complete and majors don’t matter much anymore if you want to go to grad school.
I’m going to create a category for “Drunk Blogging.”
SEMICOLONS
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Oh wait, shit.
Drunk Lab Tech Parties Half-Naked With Monkeys
This is a Weird News Wednesday one day late.

Mug shots and story via The Daily Mail:
A university lab technician was arrested after he was found intoxicated with his pants down, surrounded by two monkeys who had been released from their cages.
Coley Mitchell was discovered by a co-worker sitting in a chair, half naked, in a locker room at Georgia Health Sciences University on August 13…
When police officers asked the 32-year-old to leave the facility, he was aggressive and uncooperative, according to WRDW-TV.
Good times, those monkey parties. Relevant Song.
