Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said…
“It was probably harder on them than it was on me,” Falcon said.
If you go into “The Dictator” with “Borat” expectations, you will most certainly be disappointed. But if you go in with “Ali G Indahouse” expectations, they will most certainly be exceeded.
Complete with a small role from The Daily Show’s Aasif Mandvi, “The Dictator” is the perfect combination of really smart and really stupid humor that will probably alienate anyone whose humor levels are in between. I thought it was funny, and I love me a good dick joke.
“The Dictator” is a tale of love and betrayal, riddled with genocide, racism, and dick jokes. When Admiral General Hafez Aladeen (Sacha Baron Cohen) is betrayed by his uncle, Tamir (Ben Kingsley-otherwise known as that bald, secondary character associated with movies in the desert), he will end up in the strange unknown country of America.
By a series of forced plot devices, Aladeen will meet his love interest Zoey (Anna Farris), a corporate-hating, vegan-loving Brooklynite. Complete with a gender-neutral haircut and love for protesting, it’s a caricature that manages to be more accurate than offensive. (I’ve been to Williamsburg. Don’t deny it, hipsters.) Because nothing says true love like a feminist urban homesteader + brutal dictator wanted for war crimes.
Cultural confusion and dicks ensue.
If you are expecting a mockumentary, then you didn’t pay attention to the marketing of the movie. “The Dictator” is more like “The Hangover 2” if you replaced Zach Galifianakis with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. It’s an Adam Sandler movie, if you replaced Adam Sandler with someone with talent and added relevant political satire.
If anything, the film proves that Sacha Baron Cohen is an extremely versatile actor. And from the 0.5 seconds of it, has a pretty impressive flaccid cock.
That’s a lie. I don’t have a dick upon which to suck. And I actually like all of those except for BP and that time Facebook violated privacy and intellectual property rights (they’re better now).
What I’ve learned from blogging and looking at my handy Blog Stats provided by WordPress is that my most popular posts are the ones where I bash popular things. Makes sense.
Although I am losing faith in the human race when I find I get hits from searches like “tazered twat.” Really, why would you look on wordpress for pics and vids of tazered twat? Freaks.
Here’s a video of my favorite stand-up comedian, Louis CK, talking about sucking dick.
Lady Gaga, the iPhone, Facebook, and BP oil can all SUCK MY DICK
That’s a lie. I don’t have a dick upon which to suck. And I actually like all of those except for BP and that time Facebook violated privacy and intellectual property rights (they’re better now).
What I’ve learned from blogging and looking at my handy Blog Stats provided by WordPress is that my most popular posts are the ones where I bash popular things. Makes sense.
Although I am losing faith in the human race when I find I get hits from searches like “tazered twat.” Really, why would you look on wordpress for pics and vids of tazered twat? Freaks.
Here’s a video of my favorite stand-up comedian, Louis CK, talking about sucking dick.
Oh, and Lady Gaga.
(Just for fun, I’ll throw the word “boobs” in here too.)