How Google Panda Hurts Freelance Bloggers

So, as you may have noticed with my notorious link whoring, I recently joined a freelance writing site. I picked Suite101 over Examiner due to higher editorial oversight and general content quality. I made about $3 in 5 days, which is actually better than average for the average newbie freelance blogger. But still, I checked out their writer forum to see if others had insight into how they were doing.
Apparently, people who have been on the site for years found a massive drop in revenue in the last couple months. People who had way more articles than me were not not doing vastly better. The phrase “Google panda” came up over and over again on the forum. Instead of trying to trace the orignal conversation, I, of course, turned to Google. (No, unfortunately, Google didn’t adopt a Panda cub.)
I found a great article, apparently unharmed or able to surpass the limitations of Google Panda. Here’s what I learned:
- Google has a codename or nickname for their search algorithm. Formerly “Caffeine,” it is currently “Panda,” named after one of their engineers.
- The change was prompted in early 2011 by a call to help weed out “low quality” sites from the searches. This includes websites from content farms.
Via wikipedia: “Content farm is used to describe a company that employs large numbers of often freelance writers to generate large amounts of textual content which is specifically designed to satisfy algorithms for maximal retrieval by automated search engines. Their main goal is to generate advertising revenue through attracting reader page views.” < Suite 101 sounds like it fits the criteria.
- Unfortunately, what determines this “low quality” isn’t always relevant to the quality of writing. Wisegeek, which I always thought had great articles, took a 77% hit in traffic, based on keyword exposure. Simply by having a site with multiple ads hosted by AdSense (iroincally owned by Google) can hurt your ranking.
A Wired.com interview discusses Suite101:
Wired.com: I spoke to someone yesterday who runs a site called Suite 101. His rankings have tanked, and his keyword traffic is down 94 percent. He says that it’s not fair, since he commissions and curates his own articles and contends the quality is high.
Cutts: Oh, yes. Suite 101, I’ve known about it for years.
Wired.com: So why did this guy take a much bigger hit than Demand Media, which has a reputation as the classic site that wins high rankings for low-quality content?
Cutts: I feel pretty confident about the algorithm on Suite 101.
I’ll still be using Suite101 for certain articles, simply because a couple bucks is better than the nothing I’m getting on WordPress. But in terms of SEO (Search Engine Optimization), my experience finds WordPress better for Google exposure. Fair or not? Probably not, but at least I’m aware of it.
5 Worst Body Parts to get Bit by a Mosquito

A Bloodsucking Plague of the Skin
Your Foot
If you work full-time at a job that requires standing and wearing shoes, the foot is an absolutely nightmare to get a bite on. There’s no other way to reach it unless you have a giant scratchy stick; you have to lift your leg up or bend over to scratch. If you’re bitten here, be prepared to look awkward in public.
Your Ear
The skin here is so sensitive and the ear is so tiny. If you have short hair, a big bite will look like a giant red zit, protruding from the side your head.
Your Armpit
As surreptitiously as you might try to scratch it, you will not be able to avoid looking a hick. Sweat + bite in a hot place is a recipe for itching. Putting deodorant on top of it probably isn’t good for it either.
Your Face
Nothing says social suicide like a swelled up tumorous mass on your face. Be ready to answer the question “Are you okay?” with a look of annoyance and tirade against the entire race of mosquitoes.
Your Diddly Do Dads
I have never experienced this indescribably horrifying situation. But apparently others on the Internet have.
Mosquito bite remedies include Benadryl cream, hydrocortisone cream, calamine lotion, and vinegar. Although I would ask a medical professional before putting any of these on your diddly do dads.
Matt & Kim Sidewalks Concert @ Terminal 5 Review
Kim Booty Bounce:
After drumming out what seemed to be the essence of her soul, Kim Schifino grabs a mic and leaps up onto her bass drum. The crowd goes wild at this gesture and throws their hands in the air, trying to match her height. Huddles of friends clasp each other around the back and jump together in a chaotic, frenzied unison. Matt & Kim tell New York they know how to party like no other city on a Wednesday night, and the cheers that came from Terminal 5 on June 29, 2011 agreed.
Suite 101 owns my rights for a year. Read the rest of my review there: http://www.suite101.com/content/matt–kim-sidewalks-concert–terminal-5-review-a377900
How Chris Christie Can Win Back Female Voters
Polling lower than ever, Chris Christie is failing the lady electorate. What issues do women voters care about and what can the NJ Gov. do to change?
Read my article here: http://www.suite101.com/content/how-chris-christie-can-win-back-women-voters-a377638
Also, if you love me enough when you get there, disable your popup blocker and click on all the ads on the page (no malware I swear!). My freelance ass needs ad revenue.
Emu versus Ostrich
As with my Gopher versus Groundhog post, I would like to clarify that I do not endorse underground emu/ostrich fighting rings.
I was at the Prospect Park zoo in Brooklyn, and there was some funny-lookin’ bird looking at me. I wasn’t sure it was an emu or an ostrich, so I did some research.
The verdict: due to its blue head, I declare it an emu.
Emus are native to Australia. Ostriches are native to Africa. Ostriches are larger, up to 2.75 meters tall and up to 340 pounds. By contrasts, emus are about 2 meters tall and 120 pounds. Ostriches are the fastest running bird with top land speeds of 60.6 mph. Emus can run half that speed. Ostriches have two toes; emus have three.
Emus are darker in general, with dark brown, gray, and fine black feathers. During mating season, the skin on both male and female emu necks will turn blue. Ostriches have a thicker plumage with white heads. With emus the female attracts the male, but with ostriches the male pursues the female.
Who would win in a fight? Probably the ostrich.
Here’s a video of two ostriches fighting in the wild: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0HkAIyZRn8
Here is a video of an emu being creepy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8u1hSmuWc
But the emus got one cool thing over the ostriches. This is an emu egg:
It’s all green and oblong and cool-looking! Ostrich eggs just look like giant chicken eggs, but this thing looks like fell out of a dinosaur. All around, I’d say the emu gets points for being weirder.


