WTF Wednesday – Skrillex Comic + Trololo Guy Dead
WTF Wednesday >subcategory: Webcomic Wednesday

In case you missed it, the Trololo viral video guy is dead.

Politifact: Paul Krugman’s “Fiscal Phony” Assessment of Chris Christie is True
Krugman in his NYT column: “There have been some job gains in the McMansion State since Mr. Christie took office, but they have lagged gains both in the nation as a whole and in New York and Connecticut, the obvious points of comparison.”
Politifact compares statements made by Christie’s spokesman and the jobs stats, and finds the Princeton-based economist’s statements to be accurate. Job growth is indeed lagging behind the national average. In addition to the slow rate of growth, unemployment in NJ is at 9.1% (April, Bureau of Labor) while the national average is at 8.1%.
Heh. “McMansion State.” Methinks Paul Krugman is a Redditor.
Republican Approval Ratings Up the Ass, Literally
Happy Friday! Here are GOP approval ratings of each of the former candidates represented in a buttplug format. This is the best novelty sex toy I’ve seen since Baby Jesus Buttplugs.
Single piece: $65 ($45 for Perry or Bachman)
Entire set: $350 (with optional case for additional $40)
Email matthewepler@gmail.com for more info or to place an order.
Weird News Wednesday – What The Fuck Wednesday
I’m 10 minutes late EST. It’s still Wednesday in California.
Back before I went into the 6-month blog void of personal fucked-upness, I used to do a Weird News Wednesday just to give my blog some sort of structure. I’ve decided to bring it back but with super lax rules. Every Wednesday I will post weird news, a webcomic, a weird wikipedia article, or, if I get really lazy, simply a picture that elicits “What the fuck?”
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I have a trifecta of weird news articles today.
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Miami face-eater is identified; cause of attack is a mystery
Witnesses and police have said Eugene was naked Saturday when he attacked another naked man on the MacArthur Causeway next to the Miami Herald building, chewing up to 80% of the victim’s face off. A police officer commanded him to stop, and when Eugene didn’t, the officer shot him as many as six times.
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Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.
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Man hits car driven by nun, has iPhone stolen
Police said the nun was taken to hospital as a precaution and suffered minor injuries. After the collision, the male driver attempted to call 911 on his iPhone.
However, the male driver was shaken up after the crash and had trouble operating the phone. A passerby offered to help him with the phone, but then ran off with the device when the driver handed it to him.
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The news is all about mentally ill people and assholes these days.



Sheryl Sandberg’s Harvard Business School Class 2012 Commencement Speech: Communicate Better
“As you lead in this new world, you will not be able to rely on who you are or the degree you hold. You’ll have to rely on what you know. Your strength will not come from your place on some org chart, but from building trust and earning respect. You’re going to need talent, skill, and imagination and vision. But more than anything else, you’re going to need the ability to communicate authentically, to speak so that you inspire the people around you and to listen so that you continue to learn each and every day on the job.”
Neatly edited transcript at HuffPo.
As Facebook’s Chief Operations Officer, Sheryl Sandberg is one of the most prominent female business leaders today. She’s also a great speaker and a genuinely sweet person. At her alma matter, she addresses the challenges graduates will face in today’s competitive workforce.
Her commencement speech also briefly touches upon challenges faced specifically by women in the corporate jungle gym, an echo of her TED talk, “Why we have too few women leaders.”
A different kind of commencement speech than the one Neil Gaiman gave the UArt’s Class of 2012.