Mike from Breaking Bad in 1974 Educational Menstruation Video
Jonathan Banks, better known as Mike the Hitman from Breaking Bad, plays an awkward teenage boy in this sometimes creepy and sometimes sexist period PSA from almost 40 years ago.
^screenshot creepy doctor, not Mike.
“I got my first period today.”
“So what’s the big deal?”
“It means that blood is flowing out of my uterus!”
“Oh.” Mike looks confused and disgusted.
Later, when swimming plans go awry do to a thunderstorm, Johnny (Mike) asks his girlfriend with all earnestness (10:16), “Do you think your period could be causing the rain?”
Hilarious video. Ah, high school in the 70s. Ah, Mike from Breaking Bad.
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Fun fact: Aaron Paul, otherwise known as Jesse Pinkman, was cast as that rebellious punk kid in 90s cereal commercials.

Weird News Wednesday – Boy Find Whale Vomit Worth Thousands
WTF Wednesday – Weird News Wednesday

A Bowl of Ambergris or: Whale Excrement
Charlie Naysmith stumbled upon the loaf-sized lump at Hengistbury Head, on the southern coast of England, the Bournemouth Echo reported over the weekend.
As far as Charlie was concerned, it was just a seaside curiosity. But after doing some research, he and his family determined that the curious lump could be worth somewhere between £10,000 and £40,000 ($15,850 to $63,350).
“We have discovered it is quite rare and are waiting for some more information from marine biology experts,” the boy’s father, Alex, told the Echo.
Dude, I want a pet whale, so I can harvest its excrement for money.
According to the wikipedia page for the substance called amebergris, which can come out of either end of the whale, Moby Dick had an entire chapter dedicated to the stuff. Remind me to never read Moby Dick. Or stand in front of a whale anus.
Jersey Shore Cancelled After 6 Season
Oh the tragedy.

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New Jersey’s favorite dying newspaper, The Star Ledger, has more.
Don’t worry; I’m sure in a year someone will offer Snooki and her baby their own reality TV show. He can be the Honey Boo Boo Child of the Shore.
Considering how long I lived in New Jersey, I’m still a little disappointed I never visited the bar in Seaside Heights where Snooki got punched.
WTF Wednesday: Why Do Male Pandas Handstand When Peeing? (video)
Not really Weird News, but still the most interesting thing on Digg today. Why do Gentleman Pandas pee upside-down? Answer: For the Lady Pandas.
Via the UK’s Daily Mail – video narrated by David Attenborough:
The higher the scent is, the better their personal message spreads, so some clever panda along the evolutionary line began doing a handstand, allowing him to get his pee a little bit higher than any other panda in the forest…
Along with the urine, pandas also secrete ‘anogenital gland secretions’, a waxy substance which indicates the age and sex of the panda to curious observers.
The researchers said: ‘Aiming urine backwards and hitting the target is probably no easy task, particularly when doing a handstand, so selection of larger trees for urine marks probably maximizes the amount of urine that reaches the target.
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Abraham Lincoln’s Strangely Socialist State of the Union Speech
Happy Labor Day!
It’s not really socialist. There is just no way a modern president could make these sort of remarks in a modern SOTU address.
Abraham Lincoln, Dec. 13, 1861 excerpt:
The last sentence in the speech is, “With a reliance on Providence all the more firm and earnest, let us proceed in the great task which events have devolved upon us.” That’s how Abraham Lincoln said, “God Bless America.” Compare that shit to Obama’s 2012 SOTU style. Oh, how times have changed.
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