Archive
Star Wars theme + Bagpipes + Unicycle
This is everything the title promises.
Update: Found another one. Older upload date. Not sure if it’s the same guy or not.
Auto-tune bait: Rainbow Sponge Lady
Update: Youtube video removed due to copyright claim. I’m glad alternative links exist:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6570574/rainbow-sponge-spokesperson-enjoys-rainbow-sponging
Can’t stop viral videos!
http://www.todaysbigthing.com/entertainment/2011/07/25
This viral video is too perfect for The Gregory Brothers. Go tell them that this must be songified.
The Army has an Arts and Crafts department?
E-harmony cat lover video not real, an actress
The viral e-harmony cat lover youtube video sparked an internet debate about the girl featured in the “bio”: Is it real or not real?
Comments on the video tend to leans towards no. The two main giveaways is that the girl presents herself as “Debbie,” but the account username under which the video is posted is hartmanncara. Lack of wetness and red eyes indicate the crying is fake, although webcam quality always makes it hard to tell.
Alas, the hilarious cat lover is an actress. Her name is Cara Hartmann. She apparently also had a video mimicing Stephen Hawking singing a Katy Perry song that “has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy prohibiting hate speech.” Here is her facebook fan page.

Bad day song by Ze Frank
I normally reserve this type of stuff for my tumblr, but I’ll make an exception for Ze because he’s awesome. Also bandcamp has a specific embed code for wordpress and that’s also awesome.
“Today can go fuck a diseased donkey.” Take that, day.
Best song for a bad day since Ze Franks social following remixed Whip Somebody’s Ass.
He also has a book based on his Young Me, Now Me project that’s available for pre-order on Amazon. And dear boyfriend, if you’re reading this, it is on my amazon wishlist and will come out shortly before my birthday.
Werner Herzog Reads Where’s Waldo: transcript
I couldn’t find a full transcription anywhere, so I did it myself.
Hello, blog. I missed you. I’ll do followups to my NIA article and start commenting on current events sometime soon.
In the meantime, enjoy some existential loneliness with a throwback to our childhoods:
——————-
Werner Herzog voiceover:
Where’s Waldo
Where to begin? [Sigh] Top left corner. Hidden somewhere in this noisy, chaotic morass of society is our fellow traveler—Waldo—a man unstuck from place and time, he travels the world on foot. His only lifeline to his friends and family, a litany of dreary picture postcards sent from arbitrary locations the world over. His postcards do nothing to convey the humanity, the madness of Waldo’s adventures. For that, we must go find him.
Waldo leaves trinkets scattered behind him, shedding a wake of objects as he goes. What story do these leavings tell? They are a series of transmissions from the past sent in a code we cannot decipher. Is that a scroll or merely a rolled up towel? After trying so hard to find the scroll, are we sure we can handle the real answer?
Occasionally, Waldo is all but impossible to ferret out. Sometimes, it seems like he’s barely trying. At the ski slopes, I find him almost immediately. At the sea, I hunt until I am mad, and yet Waldo does not real himself to me. Oh, there he is. Hello my little friend.
Wait a moment. Who is that man with a beard? I have seen him before. Is he pursuing Waldo from place to place, country to country? Someone must warn our hero. What is everyone so occupied with at the airport that they miss the man of the hour right before them. Perhaps they are experiencing a collective nightmare of impending disaster.
Who is Waldo’s pursuer meeting with at the museum? If only I could warn Waldo of this conspiracy. His naiveté will be his undoing, as it will be for each of us in turn.
Why all this traveling? We search for Waldo, but what is Waldo searching for? Perhaps he is not searching at all but running from something. Does this man even want to be found? Or in searching for Waldo, did we really find ourselves?
No. Probably not.
I Love U2
On a sidenote: Dear GIMP, I know you’re open-source which is sick, and you probably can do 90% of what Photoshop can, but you are just SO not user friendly. Why do I need separate tools just to resize my selection? I miss the simplicity of right-clicking. And all this floating layer shit when I copy and paste and trying to figure out how to turn it off is annoying. I need to pirate me some CS for Mac.


