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Star Wars theme + Bagpipes + Unicycle

This is everything the title promises.

Update:  Found another one.  Older upload date.  Not sure if it’s the same guy or not.

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My Failed “I am Anthony Weiner” Project. What I Learned about Social Movements.

August 30, 2011 3 comments

A few months ago, when the Anthony Weiner Twitter scandal rocked the media, I did what most people would do:  I set up a Tumblr encouraging Weiner supporters to send their own crotch shots to create an online community of anonymous exhibitionists.  The only guidelines for photo submission was it be of your crotch, no indentifying features, and a sign that said, “I am Anthony Weiner.”

I can’t claim originality for the “themed-photo community in support of a politically polarizing figure” idea.  The concept was clearly inspired by “I am Bradley Manning,” a Tumblr project that really took off.

But the “I am Anthony Weiner” project was a complete failure.  Friends who had pledged to send in photos never materialized on their promises, and the collective Internet perviness was seemingly overpowered by collective Internet laziness.

Now I’m not an expert on social movements or viral marketing, but I have a general idea why things get popular and why things fail.  “I am Anthony Weiner” was not a terrible idea.  I had several photos in the first day, and about 20 people said it was a great idea and would submit if only it had more photos.  Others flat out made excuses, momentarily forgetting they owned smartphones, possibly embarrassed about letting me see their scantily clad junkaroo.

My biggest surprise is that an ad on Craiglist garnered nada.  Craiglist?  C’mon.  I thought that was the destination to go for for voyeuristic half-naked pictures.  But I guess the type of person to pic-whore themselves out on Craiglists isn’t really the type to care about supporting politicians.

The initial hump (pun intended) is always what makes or breaks a viral social movement.  People tend to have trepidation about joining something unless everyone else is more or less there.  I gave up on the Tumblr about a week before Anthony Weiner declared that he had lied about the hacking and was leaving office, the final nail in the coffin for the project.

But right after I quit, I got an e-mail of camaraderie from another website: Weiner Support.  Their site operated on basically the same idea as mine and had about the same number of submissions.  They could afford a domain name and probably knew a thing or two about web design.  Their biggest advantage over my Tumblr (disadvantage being lacking the reblog function) was having an on-site picture uploader.

By the time I had logged into the e-mail address and found them, Anthony had already resigned, and Weiner Support’s last picture was that of a kitten.  When you’re going against your own theme by posting pictures of kittens, you know you’re doomed.

Maybe one day I’ll create another Tumblr in support of a politician rocked with scandal.  But if I do, I will make sure to have a vast network of aggressive like-minded minions, and hopefully the politician won’t be lying.

Here’s an excellent example of how viral movements get started:

Auto-tune bait: Rainbow Sponge Lady

July 25, 2011 1 comment

Update: Youtube video removed due to copyright claim. I’m glad alternative links exist:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6570574/rainbow-sponge-spokesperson-enjoys-rainbow-sponging

Can’t stop viral videos!

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/entertainment/2011/07/25

This viral video is too perfect for The Gregory Brothers.  Go tell them that this must be songified.

The Army has an Arts and Crafts department?

E-harmony cat lover video not real, an actress

July 10, 2011 1 comment

The viral e-harmony cat lover youtube video sparked an internet debate about the girl featured in the “bio”: Is it real or not real?

Comments on the video tend to leans towards no. The two main giveaways is that the girl presents herself as “Debbie,” but the account username under which the video is posted is hartmanncara. Lack of wetness and red eyes indicate the crying is fake, although webcam quality always makes it hard to tell.

Alas, the hilarious cat lover is an actress. Her name is Cara Hartmann. She apparently also had a video mimicing Stephen Hawking singing a Katy Perry song that “has been removed as a violation of YouTube’s policy prohibiting hate speech.” Here is her facebook fan page.

Bad day song by Ze Frank

I normally reserve this type of stuff for my tumblr, but I’ll make an exception for Ze because he’s awesome.  Also bandcamp has a specific embed code for wordpress and that’s also awesome.

“Today can go fuck a diseased donkey.”  Take that, day.

Best song for a bad day since Ze Franks social following remixed Whip Somebody’s Ass.

He also has a book based on his Young Me, Now Me project that’s available for pre-order on Amazon.  And dear boyfriend, if you’re reading this, it is on my amazon wishlist and will come out shortly before my birthday.

Werner Herzog Reads Where’s Waldo: transcript

February 3, 2011 2 comments

I couldn’t find a full transcription anywhere, so I did it myself.

Hello, blog. I missed you.  I’ll do followups to my NIA article and start commenting on current events sometime soon.

In the meantime, enjoy some existential loneliness with a throwback to our childhoods:

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Werner Herzog voiceover:

Where’s Waldo

Where to begin? [Sigh] Top left corner.  Hidden somewhere in this noisy, chaotic morass of society is our fellow traveler—Waldo—a man unstuck from place and time, he travels the world on foot.  His only lifeline to his friends and family, a litany of dreary picture postcards sent from arbitrary locations the world over.  His postcards do nothing to convey the humanity, the madness of Waldo’s adventures.   For that, we must go find him.

Waldo leaves trinkets scattered behind him, shedding a wake of objects as he goes. What story do these leavings tell?  They are a series of transmissions from the past sent in a code we cannot decipher.   Is that a scroll or merely a rolled up towel?  After trying so hard to find the scroll, are we sure we can handle the real answer?

Occasionally, Waldo is all but impossible to ferret out.  Sometimes, it seems like he’s barely trying.   At the ski slopes, I find him almost immediately.   At the sea, I hunt until I am mad, and yet Waldo does not real himself to me.  Oh, there he is.  Hello my little friend.

Wait a moment.  Who is that man with a beard?  I have seen him before.  Is he pursuing Waldo from place to place, country to country?  Someone must warn our hero.  What is everyone so occupied with at the airport that they miss the man of the hour right before them.  Perhaps they are experiencing a collective nightmare of impending disaster.

Who is Waldo’s pursuer meeting with at the museum?  If only I could warn Waldo of this conspiracy.  His naiveté will be his undoing, as it will be for each of us in turn.

Why all this traveling?  We search for Waldo, but what is Waldo searching for? Perhaps he is not searching at all but running from something.  Does this man even want to be found?  Or in searching for Waldo, did we really find ourselves?

No.  Probably not.

I Love U2

August 16, 2010 1 comment

On a sidenote:  Dear GIMP, I know you’re open-source which is sick, and you probably can do 90% of what Photoshop can, but you are just SO not user friendly.  Why do I need separate tools just to resize my selection?   I miss the simplicity of right-clicking.  And all this floating layer shit when I copy and paste and trying to figure out how to turn it off is annoying.  I need to pirate me some CS for Mac.