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Happy Make Fun of Chick-Fil-A Day!

Remember, it was sanctioned by God.

Event Page on Facebook–the conservative commenters are adorable.

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#LiberalFastFood — Happy Meals. #ConservativeFastFood — Only-Some-Deserve-To-Be-Happy Meals.

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#RejectedOlympicEvents

A 2010 post from Flagrant Bagel.

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As a child, few things captured my attention like Disney’s DuckTales. Looking back on it, I don’t really know why. Perhaps I long ago harbored intense interest in duck-human hybrids, their crime fighting exploits, and the persistent efforts of mutant dog people in taking their money. Little did I know that through my gaze of TV worship I was indirectly supporting Scrooge McDuck, who possibly is the most evil man-duck of our time.

Granted many would argue that Donald should be granted the infamous title of World’s Most Evil Man-Duck. After all he was a well known Nazi.

 

I’m certainly not trying to excuse the things Donald did and who he may or may not have killed. I’m just saying he doesn’t rise to #1. Mostly because he was so young when he joined Hitler’s army. If we as a society can accept a pope who was once in…

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Categories: things that amuse me

Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy (video)

Beautiful:

Click to re-direct to video via The Onion.

“When the cats jumped one by one back into his sack, his supporters gave him a standing ovation.”

Supreme Court Obamacare Ruling Jokes

“Obama care.” -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted

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@MittRomney probably mexican robots entered kagan & sotomayor’s vaginas & poisoned roberts’ mind w period gas? no more wimmen on court!

“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” – M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”

Mitt Romney’s speech doubles as the speech he’d deliver if we were attacked by aliens under his presidency.

#obamacare is worse than 9/11… at least that was planned by an american president

People Who Say They’re Moving To Canada Because Of ObamaCare -Buzzfeed

Sarah Palin writes a poem for the occasion.

The Supreme Court sprinkler system, which freedom-peed all over reporters covering the ruling.

Hey Girl Affordable Care Act Tumblr

Will update with more as they keep coming in. Comment below if you have any!

Louis CK Fights Scalper Ticket Price Inflation

(Louie Season 3 comes back June 28 on 10:30 PM on FX.)

Since his $5 Paypal Beacon Live stint, Louis CK has been getting a reputation for being a bleeding liberal, making the funny affordable for the people, and working against monopolies. He deserves it. This is great work, setting up newer comedy consumption models that make capitalism work in the ways it’s supposed to work.

Louis CK is so popular that apparently whenever he has a cheap show, scalpers buy a shitload of his tickets and then jack up the price.

I just got an e-mail from him:

By selling the tickets exclusively on my site, I’ve cut the
ticket charges way down and absorbed them into the ticket price.
To buy a ticket, you join NOTHING.  Just use your credit card and
buy the damn thing.  opt in to the email list if you want, and
you’ll only get emails from me.

Also, you’ll see that if you try to sell the ticket anywhere for
anything above the original price, we have the right to cancel
your ticket (and refund your money).  this is something I intend
to enforce.  There are some other rules you may find annoying but
they are meant to prevent someone who has no intention of seeing
the show from buying the ticket and just flipping it for twice
the price from a thousand miles away.

Some of these rules may be a pain in your ass, but please be
patient.  My goal here is that people coming to see my shows are
able to pay a fair price and that they be paying just for a
ticket.  Not also paying an exhorbanant fee for the privalege of
buying a ticket.

Tickets across the board, everywhere, are 45 dollars.  That’s
what you’ll actually pay.  In every case, that will be less than
anyone has actually  paid to see me (after ticket charges)  in
about two years and in most cases it’s about half of what you
paid last year.

The benifit for me is that I won’t get angry emails from anyone
who paid a ton of money to see me due to circumstances out of my
control.  That makes me VERY happy.  The 45 dollars also includes
sales tax, which I’m paying for you.

I love this guy.  So much.  Maybe I’ll actually be able to afford a show one day soon.

https://buy.louisck.net/

Domtar (Big Paper) Releases Ads that Reek of Desperation

Here is an attempt at viral marketing that pushes against paperless. I never knew paper companies felt so threatened by iPads.

I’ve never heard of them, but apparently Domtar is the largest manufacturer of uncoated sheet paper in North America.

http://www.paperbecause.com/

Bullet points from Big Paper include:

> Opening a nice envelope is surprisingly exciting.

> The mail carrier is getting a little pudgy.

>Underneath all our wireless streaming, hands-free technology, we’re still people.

Paper is PERSONAL!  Paper is PURPOSEFUL! Paper is KNOWLEDGE!

Guys, this is a call to action. Our love of opening envelopes is in a precarious position. If we let Clouds overtake our planners, our humanity will fall like Domtar’s stock prices. Our children will descend into the chaos of ADHD. Our corporate ideals will be ripped like babies from their mothers’ breasts, and freedom will be eaten by the fascism of inefficiency.

Thank you, Domtar, for opening my eyes to the dangers of digital; you should make an app for this.