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Sad Drunk Man in Sinking Kayak
The Struggle is Real.
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Song For Friday – Varien – Morphine [Monstercat Release]
Happy Friday Clantily Scaders! (That’s the official name for my readers now, alright?)
“So Addicting.”
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Man, I wish there was a Roller Rink near me. I miss trance music, roller blading, and glow sticks all at the same time.
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Best of Overheard in Brooklyn # 4
Best of @heardinbk
Sorry, guys. I’ve been neglectful of my cross-posting. Yes, I know tweets have an easy embed feature, but I like the way this looks better.
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Kiera Feldman “I’m always afraid my sister’s profile is going to come up. She lives near here”–man talking about OkCupid at the bar #overheardinbrooklyn
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tammi jean “There’s this great tamale place in Midtown in an abandoned elevator shaft.” #overheardinbrooklyn
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Overheard Brooklyn And then she said, with firm conviction, “I miss The Harlem Shake.”
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“My cat still has PTSD from my leash-training attempt.”
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“Do you know your Myers-Briggs type?”
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Aure Moser today is the day: “learn on the internet how to love a plant” ~ overheard in brooklyn
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Brianna Overheard near Grand Army Plaza: “Where’s the line between gossip and processing interpersonal dynamics?” (cc: @HeardInBK)
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“The other [frozen yogurt] place in Williamsburg sold out of fruit once. It was disgusting. I was so angry.”
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Adam Conover yo i’m adam but my club name is “DJ Cisgendered”
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“It’s like the whole movie’s on Instagram.” Regarding Moonrise Kingdom.
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“I’ll love him so long as he doesn’t turn out to be a Republican or a Red Sox fan.” -guy holding baby #conditionallove
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Stephen Watson Overheard in Brooklyn: “there needs to be some sort of national bong functionality standardization” @HeardInBK
Hunter Walker Overheard cellphone conversation in Brooklyn: “I’m failing miserably at this human experience. What are you doing?”
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“Her fashion sense is something like an Amish person meets a transvestite.”
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“Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Everybody!” < #Shots for lonely, introverted people.
Newt Gingrich Doesn’t Know What a Smartphone Is
I haven’t been posting a lot lately because I want to not turn this blog into a re-blog wonderland or a second youtube favorites playlist, but this one was too good:
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“We spent weeks trying to figure out what you call this… if it’s taking pictures, it’s not a cell phone.”
Oh, Newt, I’m sad the effort to Santorum-ize your name never really took off.
I really hope Colbert addresses this tonight.
Twitter #Obamadebatetips for 10/16/12
In 90 minutes I’ll be running a live-blog, mostly from Twitter reactions. It’ll probably be a lot more lazy tomorrow because I have to pack during the debate.
Debate Pre-game:
Matthew Burke @MatthewKBurke#ObamaDebateTips Wear a Big Bird costume.
Ben @NEKansasPatriot#ObamaDebateTips Make sure everyone will let you be clear.
TheGOP LIES @Brimonian#ObamaDebateTips Gangnam style
Doc Nelson @JDNelson_68WBorrow Hillary’s balls. #ObamaDebateTips
KushFaceGangNj @dpreston88#ObamaDebateTips Legalize marijuana. #Obama2012
Glenn Quagmire™ @thefunnyquag“@HahaOneLiners: #ObamaDebateTips Don’t say anything. Just have Morgan Freeman say it for you.”
Milkshakes Anytime @MomMilkshakeEnd every response with, That’s What She Said. #ObamaDebateTips
#ObamaDebateTips Break out in random meowing.
Alexander ✮ @alexpicciarelli#ObamaDebateTips Meow at Mitt Romney. GAME OVER
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Of course Twitters obsessed with cats. Because people on twitter have no friends.
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I was On The Front Page of Reddit… With a First World Problem About Pooping.
According to my friend, my First World Problem made it onto the front page of reddit briefly.
This was the post:
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I have a couple other links and posts that have around 75 net upvotes. But this was my most popular uvpoted post ever.
Stay classy reddit, stay classy.
Mitt Romney at Chipotle
LOOK! IT'S... Workers at Chipotle pose with Mitt Romney during lunch stop in Denver via @AP http://t.co/VAGDMO4b
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Charles Dharapak (@CharlesDharapak) October 02, 2012–
Romney to Portman at Chipotle: "I usually get the burrito. I think I'll go for the bowl today. That's a good idea." #journalism
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Sam Youngman (@samyoungman) October 02, 2012
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