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What Mayor Bloomberg Said About the Zuccotti Park Eviction

Tweet Sent Out By Mayor Bloomberg's Office at 1:19 AM as Police Handed out Fliers in the Park
The eviction process started almost immediately after the fliers were handed out, according to a timeline provided OccupyWallStreet.org. Those that refused to leave by 3AM proceeded to be arrested one by one from their human barricade.
The press was banned, with even CBS helicopters asked to leave the airspace. MotherJones reporter, Josh Harkinson, who slipped into the Park before being physically removed by an officer, reports widespread police use of pepper spray and zip ties. Upon their return after the cleaning, the City says that protestors will not be allowed to erect tents or have encampment structures of any kind.
Due to the lack of notice and quick eviction and arrests of those refusing to leave, many personal and public belongings, [edit: blogs are correcting themselves that the Library has NOT been destroyed], have been thrown into dumpsters by the NYPD during the forced cleaning.
This morning, 200 supporters of the protesters attempted to come onto the scene. They were prevented from getting within a block of the park by a police barricade.
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, who scheduled a news conference for Tuesday morning, had issued a statement explaining the reasoning behind the sweep. “The law that created Zuccotti Park required that it be open for the public to enjoy for passive recreation 24 hours a day,” the mayor said in the statement. “Every since the occupation began, that law has not been complied with” because the protesters had taken over the park, “making it unavailable to anyone else.”
“I have become increasingly concerned – as had the park’s owner, Brookfield Properties – that the occupation was coming to pose a health and fire safety hazard to the protestors and to the surrounding community,” Mr. Bloomberg said. He added that on Monday, Brookfield asked the city to assist in enforcing “the no sleeping and camping rules.”
“But make no mistake,” the mayor said, “the final decision to act was mine and mine alone.”
Watch Bloomberg’s Full Statement video at the Washington Post.
This morning the National Lawyers Guild obtained a temporary restraining order from the court, allowing protestors to return with tents to the park. Reports are coming in that hearing will be held with the state Supreme Court later today on whether or not the temporary restraining order is maintained.
Read the press statement from the NLG and a copy of the “Order to Show Cause and Temporary Restraining Order” at The Gothamist.
I will update later today as this pans out.
Update:
Judge Rules Against Occupy Wall Street Encampment
Well, shit.
CNBC Debate Review: I’m Exhausted of Listening to this Shit
I tried to continue my Annotated Transcript series. But, honestly I’m burned out, and this debate was dryer than Michelle Bachmann’s vagina. If only Mitt Romney would awkwardly touch an inflammed Rick Perry. It would have almost made those 90 or so minutes of my life worth it.
Full video here: http://www.2012presidentialelectionnews.com/2011/11/video-watch-the-full-cnbc-republican-debate-from-michigan/
The one part that made my blood boil Ron Paul was towards the end when they asked Ron Paul about wildly inflated education costs and he somehow ended his statement by suggesting to audit the Fed.
Inflation has risen 250% since 1978. Tuition costs have risen over 900%. We already have private colleges; where’s your free market now? According to Ron Paul’s answer, somehow subsidized loans are the cause.
I’ve had a superficial bet for sexual favors going since early last year that Mitt Romney was going to win out over Perry. It’s looking like I’m getting some. By the time I made this bet, I had already won my bet that Mike Huckabee wouldn’t run, but hindsight 20/20, Mike Huckabee must be crying himself to sleep every night for not running.
The Winner of the Debate:

Jim Cramer – for braving national TV without the context of funny sound effects.
Ann Coulter on Black People Followed by Herman Cain

Crazy Things that Ann Coulter Says Volume CXXXII’ve run out of roman numerals. Even Hannity seems to have a tinge of disdain. Comment made at 0:17 of this video.
Onwards now to crazy things that Herman Cain says. “Mexican people don’t eat sugar, especially when it’s a mixture of lice and tiger DNA.” (1:09)
I watched nearly a minute in, embedded on another site, before realizing it was a lip dub.
Petitioners Call for Resignation of National Drug Control Policy’s Gil Kerlikowske

Gil Kerlikowske: The guy Google image search when you want human analogs of a Bulldog face.
In September 2011 The White House released an online petition tool, We the People, with the supposed goal of helping create a more open forum between the frederal government and the common people. Anyone over the age of 13 can submit a petition for public signatures.
According to NORML, “Legalize and Regulate Marijuana in a Manner Similar to Alcohol” was the most popular petition submitted, garnering 74,169 signatures in a month, which surpassed the current 25,000 signature requirement for an official response.
The White House posted their response this Friday titled “What We Have to Say About Legalizing Marijuana” which said, “Simply put [marijuana] is not a benign drug,” and used language that was essentially a tepid endorsement of The War of Drugs.
NORML posted an extensive and scientifically cited rebuttal to the White House’s response on why National Drug Control Policy’s Gil Kerlikowske’s response was made of poor logic and lies.
The Internet has responded with “Publicly Request the Resignation of Gil Kerlikowske,” which echoes NORML’s rebuttal post points and ends succinctly with:
We demand the resignation of Gil Kerlikowske; and the legalization of marijuana.
Herman Cain’s Target Demographic – Everyone Who Can’t Follow Logical Patterns of Thought

If Herman Cain figures out something he said is unpopular…
“It’s going to be 20 feet high. It’s going to have barbed wire on the top. It’s going to be electrified. And there’s going to be a sign on the other side saying, ‘It will kill you — Warning.’” –at TN Tea Party Rally
“It was a joke. I apologize if I offended anyone. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa.” -‘The Last Word’ with Lawrence O’Donnell
“I’ve also said America needs to get a sense of humor.” – Meet the Press
he was obviously joking.
If he says something that panders to religious moral fundamentalists but infringes on individual liberty …
“I believe that life begins at conception. And abortion under no circumstances.” –interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan on Sunday
“The government shouldn’t be trying to tell people everything to do, especially when it comes to social decisions that they need to make.” -same interview, later
…it’s his personal, not political belief
“As to my political policy view on abortion, I am 100% pro-life. End of story,” –statement released Thursday to clarify his position
…maybe.
If he doesn’t know what something is…
“First of all, I don’t even know what SimCity is. Okay? I don’t even know what it is. Secondly, it’s a lie. That’s all I can say. I don’t even know what SimCity is,” -on the claim that his 9-9-9 plan is inspired by SimCity’s default tax rates.
it can go fuck itself because it’s wrong.
Colbert offers an explanation for Cain’s inability to follow himself on the issue of blaming yourself for not having a job. Because he wasn’t referring to all unemployed people as lazy, just the unemployed people that are upset and would like to assert their First Amendment rights.
Now, “I don’t have the facts to back this up”, but I think Herman Cain might have a chance in the race if he only had a competent staff, knowledge on international affairs, actual qualifications, and a pizza that doesn’t suck.
CNN and Western Republican Primary Debate Annotated Transcript
“To a state… where dreams are made and crushed.” -Real quote from the 10/18/11 debate opener, unlike the rest of this post.
Welcome the annotated transcript of The Real World: Las Vegas. I mean, Western Republican/CNN Presidential Primary Debate. Snort your hopes and dreams in Nevada.
Anderson Cooper takes a break from encouraging kids to break their necks to grace us with his silver fox presence for yet another liberal-media-makes-awkward-conservative-associations debate.
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Rick Perry: “Waving my hands desperately to address the American People makes me more credible.”
Herman Cain: “I should have gotten an immunity pendant from the last debate.”
Michelle Bachmann: “My flashy outfit could not compensate for CNN’s 5-person-wide camera shot of the stage and their strategic placement of me at the end.”
Newt Gingrich: “I found my centrist God while on a nuclear vision quest on Yucca Mountain.”
Ron Paul: “Avoid the question. Avoid the question. Talk about freedom. Avoid the question.”
Rick Santorum: “Being a massive dick will help me seem more straight.”
Mitt Romney: “I’m going to knife Rick Santorum backstage after this show. I’m not going to bother with Rick Perry, because I think he’s already accidentally knifed himself.”
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My analysis of the last debate, specifically the 9-9-9 plan is here. Annotated transcripts of previous debates here and here.
@ChaseRoper tweets, “I’m feverishly taking notes of this debate so I can work up a spec script and pitch it as Saw VIII. #tweetthepress #GOPdebate”


