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Creepiest License Plate in Brooklyn
Snapped today in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY:
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This sends so many signals and leaves so many questions.
Like, “How many bodies of minors are in that backseat?” (I was afraid to look) and “Is it legal to upload a picture of someone’s license plate?” (According to Google, yes, yes it is.)
Trojan Vibrations Does Follow Up By E-mail After Cart Fiasco
Props today go to Trojan for recovering from their permits incident that ruined their free vibrator promotion day.
See: “Police Shut Down Trojan Vibrations Free Vibrator Carts in Manhattan”
To my surprise the Trojan people collecting e-mail addresses after the crack-down weren’t just there to momentarily placate us in our times of blue balls and unrest, but actually did follow-up to get us our free vibrators!
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From: Trojan® Vibrations [mailto:invites@128808.mailer.surveygizmo.com]
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 12:47 PM
To: Me
Subject: Trojan® Vibrations Pleasure Cart Event Follow-up
Hello,
The makers of Trojan® Vibrations personal massagers thank you for participating in our vibrator giveaway. We are sorry you were not able to receive a vibrator on the day of the event in New York City.
Please click the link* below and provide us with your valid U.S. mailing address by August 22, and we will then ship you a free Trojan® Vibrations Pulse or Tri-Phoria® massager**. You can expect to receive your product within the next 3 – 4 weeks.
[Link for special people, only.]
Please note that your email address will not be added to the Trojan® Vibrations mailing list. And, as always, we will never share your information with a third party. To view our Privacy Policy, please click here.
Thank you for your patience.
Warm Regards,
The Makers of Trojan® Vibrations
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I’m not sure which one is coming (see what I did there?) in the next 3-4, so that’ll be a surprise. Yay, free vibrators!
Police Shut Down Trojan Vibrations Free Vibrator Carts in Manhattan
Line for the Trojan cart minutes before it was shut down by the police. -photo by Flagrant Bagel.
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Free Vibrator Day turned out to be a bust, with Trojan apparently failing to get the proper permits. The Gothamist has more:
Free Vibrator Giveaway Cock-Blocked By Mayor’s Office
Samantha Kahn: will you add an extra one tomorrow to make up for the shut down of the 4-6 in the flatiron
Francis Botero: Looks like you got people waiting at 14th street.
Lory Moralesz: ya should come to BROOKLYN! 😀
Candice Hall: Po po shut them down around Flatiron. Should have started a chant–“2, 4, 6, 8. We have the right to masturbate!”
Elvis Camilo Teran: A guy passed by and said it was canceled. He was driving the truck, he wouldn’t give them out. He said he had a full truck. Gotta wait until tomorrow I guess.
Laura Stewart: 250 people left left waiting…no orgasms in sight. Thanks a lot Trojan. Next time we’ll use Lelo. Spread the word.
Francis Botero: You guys have a lot of sexually frustrated people down in the meatpacking district
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