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Naked in New York City

August 31, 2011 2 comments

Example of Andy Golub's work by asterix611

Today a model was arrested in Time’s Square while being painted by artist Andy Golub.  Pics of the painted naked lady in handcuffs at NY Daily News.  Her lawyer commented,

New York State Law prohibits public nudity, except if it’s part of a play, performance, exhibition or show… This particular sergeant who arrested Ms. West didn’t get the memo – or simply didn’t care.”

I googled up “new york city nudity laws” and discovered the lawyer’s comments echoed in N.Y. Pen. Law §§245.01, 245.02, in which exemptions from the ban on public nudity  “apply to . . . any person entertaining or performing in a play, exhibition, show, or entertainment.”

This law was upheld in a 1999 court case, Spencer Tunick v. Howard Safir City of New York.

Also, due to a 1992 Court of Appeals ruling (People v. Santorelli, et al) women may be topless anywhere in NYS that permits topless men, including city streets, etc.  Good information to know.

Have some more public nudity in Times Square:

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Why is everything on the news depressing?

It’s either depressing news or amusing non-news.  Nothing good ever happens in the real world.

Speaking of The Real World, The Village Voice analyzes the casting contract people who are on the show have to sign and interprets thusly:

You may die, lose limbs, and suffer nervous breakdowns… You may be humiliated and explicitly portrayed “in a false light…”  Interacting with other cast members carries the risk of “non-consensual physical contact” and should you contract AIDS, etc. during such an interaction, MTV is not responsible… If you get kicked off the show, it will be filmed.

Who wants to help me make my casting video?

In the news, Fareed Zakaria tells everyone what they already know, except Joe Lieberman, about defense spending.  The stocks and GDP take a dump, but they’re just correcting themselves in the foreground of the shitty economy.  And a Swedish man is arrested for trying to go CERN in his kitchen and split some atoms.  Darwin award nominee?

I need something happy. Here is Planet of the Apes getting loose with some Benny Benassi. With glowsticks!

 

 

Fox News URL title directly contradicts article title

September 27, 2010 1 comment

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/05/obama-says-double-dip-recession-coming/

versus

President Obama ‘Confident’ U.S. Will Avoid ‘Double-Dip’ Recession

Just something I came across while doing economics research.

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If you want to see the article, please copy and paste the URL into Google and hit the Cache button to view.   Because Fox News doesn’t deserve ad revenue.

Anlayzing Vitamin Water

August 27, 2010 1 comment

Glacéau, makers of Vitamin Water, is a privately owned subsidiary of Coca-Cola Company and 10% is owned by 50 cent.

What are the two main ingredients?

1.  Filtered Water.  “Reverse Osmosis Water”

Reverse osmosis is a process through which external pressure is used to drive water through a semipermeable membrane, leaving behind dissolved minerals or other “impurities.”  This is opposed to normal osmosis where there’s a pressure gradient caused by differing concentrations of dissolved materials on either side of a membrane.

Long story short:  You apply pressure to water that pushes it through a filter.

There is nothing special about water purified by reverse osmosis.  You could equally well purify water with a distillation column.

2.  Sugar.  “Crystalline Fructose.” Oh wait, shit, I lied, it’s not sugar.   Sugar has glucose and fructose.

Crystalline fructose is a processed sweetener derived from corn that is almost entirely (98%) fructose. It is used as a sweetener in the likes of beverages and yogurts, where it substitutes for high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS) and table sugar. Crystalline fructose is estimated to be about 20 percent sweeter than table sugar, and 5% sweeter than HFCS.   HFCS has been classified as “generally recognized as safe” by the FDA despite being found to cause obesity moreso than sucrose, but crsytalline fructose has not undergone the same scrutiny.

That’s right, condescend that stupid MILF and her lack of knowledge about the health consequences of cheap sweeteners.

Professional Hair Product Alternatives – Same Ingredients, 1/3 the Price

August 8, 2010 7 comments

This post was so popular I decided to separate my beauty and fashion posts into their own blog.

Find me on: Form and Function Fashion

From working in a pharmacy, I’ve learned that Brand isn’t always better.  There are tons of cheap alternatives out there if you only look at the ingredients.  Here are some that I use and keep my hair care costs down.  (Note:  Images not to scale)

Brand: Biosilk Smoothing Serum, 5.64 oz, Amazon.com:  $19.19

Alternative: FX Silk Drops Serum 4 oz. Amazon.com:  $3.79

It has the main silicone-based ingredients as Biosilk plus Vitamin E , Panthenol Vitamin B5, Retinyl Palmitate Vitamin A and Silk Protein, as well.  Smells great!

Brand: Federick Fekkai Straight Away Straightening Balm, 4oz,  Bath and Body Works:  $17.50

Alternative: Loreal Artec Kiwi Color Reflector Blow Serum, 8.4 oz, Beauty-Mart.com:  $9.69

With the same main smoothing and heat protecting ingredients, hydroxypropyl guar and demethicone, Kiwi Color provides a great no-build up, light fruity smelling product.  I got it for $5 on sale at my local convenience store and the bottle is twice as big as my Fekkai tube.

Brand: CHI Keratin Mist, 12 oz., Target:  12.99

Alternative: One ‘n Only Ceramic Silk Curling Iron Glaze, 8 oz.,  Sally Beauty:  $5.99

Amino Acids from Protein in hair products is overrated.  It’s the glazing and protection that matters.  Ceramic Silk does it just as well as the well-known CHI brand.

Brand: TIGI Catwalk Headshot Reconstructive Intense Conditioner 6.76 fl oz, Drugstore.com:  $16.50

Alternative: Tresemme Smooth & Silky Deep Smoothing Masque, 8 oz., Amazon.com:  $3.49

Newsflash!   You can’t “repair” damaged hair.  It’s already dead.  But you can use emollients, Keratin Amino Acids, Vitamin E, Vitamin H and Silk Proteins to smooth frizzy and unruly hair.  In just 5 minutes, this rinse out treatment will leave your hair smoother, shinier and more manageable.

Brand: Expensive shampoos and conditioners: Matrixx, CHI, Biolage, etc. Everywhere: $alot


Alternative: The best shampoos and conditioners I’ve used is Infusium.  It’s in most grocery and convenience stores and it’s about half the cost as those huge name brands.

Tressemme shampoos and conditioners are also good if you’re on a budget.  They have huge 64 oz bottles of professional quality shampoo and conditioners for even cheaper than Infusium.

Hope this article helped.  Post comments if you have hair tips or product raves of your own!

Badass of the Week: The Zebrafish

July 29, 2010 1 comment

No, this isn’t going to be a regular weekly segment. Can’t beat the original.  A modified version of this article is republished on Cracked.

I know. I know what you’re thinking: How could this shiny, wimpy-ass, freshwater fish possibly be a badass?  Why didn’t it stay in the Ganges River where it belonged?

Let me ask you a question:  If I pulled out a 9 inch butcher knife and chopped off your fingers gangster-style could you grow them back?

If I chopped off a fin on this fish, it would grow it back.  Why?  Because it’s a badass.  The Zebrafish is the Weapon-X Wolverine of fish.

Not only can they regress their cells into a stem-cell like form and regrow missing body parts, but we have genetically modified them so much, some can now glow in flourescent light.  Real badasses glow in flourescent light.   Haven’t you learned anything from Jersey Shore?

In January 2007, Chinese researchers at Fudan University genetically modified Zebrafish to detect estrogen pollution in lakes and rivers, which is linked to male infertility.  They may save our own children and look innocent, but beware, given the opportunity, these motherfuckers will eat their own hatchlings.

The Zebrafish (D. rerio) has allowed scientific study and advances in the fields of developmental biology, oncology, toxicology, reproductive studies, teratology, genetics, neurobiology, environmental sciences, stem cell and regenerative medicine, and evolutionary theory.   Because Zebrafish can do anything.  I’m pretty sure with the right training we can teach them Kung Fu and to kill on demand.  They’ve even worked for NASA and been to space.

So next time you’re in the pet store and can only afford a badass fish, think Zebrafish.

Fact Checking The National Inflation Association And its Hyperinflation Fear-Mongering.

This is a response to this youtube video with over a half million hits, posted by the mysterious The National Inflation Association:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1n1X0Oqdw

First off, it’s always good to ask who is funding the organization and the video production.   From their website http://inflation.us/ (Ooh,  dot us. Flashy domain name. Very patriotic.) I can’t say for sure.

But here’s a good guess:

“One of our missions at the National Inflation Association is to discover and profile companies that we believe will prosper in an inflationary environment. Typically we will bring to you producing, profitable, Gold and Silver companies with strong balance sheets. We believe these stocks have a chance of becoming some of the best performers of the next decade.”  Most of their 22 companies on their stocks page are gold or silver companies.

Now I’m not going to bash Gold and Silver as a means to hedge long-term financial risk, because I’m not an economist.  But here’s an article that does:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alan-schram/is-gold-a-good-inflation_b_443927.html “Gold does not generate cash flow (indeed it has a carrying cost for storage, insurance etc.) and does not have any intrinsic value, and therefore it is of dubious value as a long term investment.”  The same thing that gives gold its value, faith, is the same thing that gives money its value.  Makes sense to me.

Onward to the youtube video.

Commentary:

I’m not going to fact check all the numbers, but a lot of the statistics in the video seem to be reasonable.  The video also cites some legitimate facts about the financial crisis and legitimate concerns about the US’s ability to pay for impending SS and Medicare.  But there are a lot of interpretations of these statistics and facts that are misleading, fear-mongering, and just plain wrong.

9:45  “The average American might have to eat less and stop air conditioning and heating their home just to afford gas for their car.”

I like the word ‘might’.  And aren’t we obese and energy-hungry anyway?   Doesn’t a third to a half of our food go into the garbage and not into our mouths and out our ass?   Maybe we shouldn’t have killed the electric car, before the lithium ion battery took off.

10:40  Peter “Dr. Doom” Schiff calls Social Security a Ponzi scheme.

While there are parallels between the concepts, it’s not fundamentally true, because technological advancements have exponentially increased economic output over the last century.   According to Michael Mandel of Business Week:   “The U.S. population has more than tripled since the early 1900s, while the U.S. economic output has gone up by more than 20 times… Assuming that technological progress continues over the next 70 years, and output productivity growth continues over the next 70 years, the finances of Social Security are relatively easy to fix. A fairly minor cut in benefits, combined with a relatively small increase in taxes, will bring the system back into balance again. (the latest Social Security report projects a 75-year deficit of $4.3 trillion. That sounds like a lot of money, but over 75 years it’s roughly $60 billion a year…not chicken feed, but not overwhelming).“

13:18  “The only way our economy can truly recover [from the crisis caused by trillion dollar deficit] is for the government to dramatically slash spending across the board and eliminate unnecessary departments like the Department of Energy… and the Department of Education.”

The video tries to link the rise in private tuition costs to the rise in Dept of Ed. Spending.  I don’t get it.  It also fails to mention that the Dept. of Ed only has 5,000 employees and that most of the increase in spending was because of Bush’s No Child Left Behind.  And Dept of Energy?  Um, isn’t the one that deals with our nuclear waste?

15:42  They try to bash breastfeeding protection laws.  Fail.

16:55  They claim a Republican administration would have supported the health care bill.  Um, no?  From what I remember, the health care bill had to go through extensive Senate reconciliation after the Dems lost their supermajority with Massachusetts.

24:15 “We conservatively believe the real rate of inflation to be 3-4% higher than what is indicated by the CPI.”  Thanks for giving us the formula for how you calculated that.

25:34 Suggestion for fed funds rate to increase to 5.31%  Again, no math evidence.

25:05:  FIRST GOLD PITCH HERE

I skimmed through the next 10 minutes. It was Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold.

37:45  Selective statistics about debt.  You can see the full debt story in chart form here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms

Post-WWII our deficit was briefly over 100% relative to GDP.   In the last 30 years, it went up with Reagan and HW Bush and lowered with Clinton.  Obama inherited an 83.4% rate from Bush and it is currently rising.

42:10  The video suggests we “go back to our roots” to fix our economy.  I love 12 hour work days, child labor, sub-minimum wage, and sweatshops.

The rest of the movie was more OMG DEFICIT and Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold.

50:15  I love how the movie links inflation to the “destruction of family values.”  Inflation will soon make a $20 bill worth more as an implement to snort coke out of a hookers ass than its value!

50:38  Somehow the government is “transferring money to Wall Street through inflation.”  Really? I thought it was the deregulation (by the ironically Democratic senate) in the late 90s and early 2000s causing Wall Street to systematically restructure itself into unsustainable pyramid schemes.

The entire movie seems to forget a basic Econ lesson:  Businesses don’t look at national debt and think, “Let’s raise prices!”  Growing economies and demand make prices go up.  A recession—like what’s happening now—makes selling stuff harder, so prices go down.  That’s why inflation is down.

The deficit needs to take a backseat right now to the higher goal of economic growth.  And it’s noteworthy that we borrow from China because they have relatively low lending rates.  Really, what’s China going to do; invade us if we default?  The US and China are economically co-dependent, which is not a great place to be, but safe for the moment.  Right now the Obama administration is attempting to do what it needs to do, focusing on unemployment and GDP growth.  Whether it’s succeeding or not is another post for another day.

[edit]: I wrote a Follow Up Post in response to some of the comments on this page.  Less Sarcasm.  More go suck it, Austrian school of economics:  https://scandalousmuffin.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/nia-article-comment-reax/