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TIL How to Make a Spiral Hot Dog in 20 Seconds or Less (Grills Better)

Happy Independence Day! If you didn’t lose your appetite from the nipple tassel dude in my last post, enjoy this cooking tip for the grill:

“Why You Should Spiral Cut Your Weiner” is a misleading title.

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Sites easy to self-promote on and increase your blog hits.

Clicking on WordPress’s Site Stats obsessive compulsively? Admit it, there’s something psychologically rewarding about knowing that people are clicking on your blog pages and perhaps even reading them fully. Here are some sites that I’ve pimped my own links on and have gotten results:

StumbleUpon

If you got here from SU, Thumbs Up!  The only toolbar I ever truly loved. If you’re not familiar with it, the idea behind StumbleUpon is very simple. You thumbs up or thumbs down pages and, using the patterns of what you like and don’t like, it will find similar pages for you.

I once “liked” my own page, added tags to it, and within an hour that page had 500 new hits. The view rate went down after that raging hour, and it didn’t happen to the other page I “liked” and tagged at the same time, but still… something happened there and I continue to get modest hits from StumbleUpon.

Yahoo! Answers

Find questions with a topic on which you have written, answer the question simply, and then cite yourself, noting that there’s more information on the blog page. Yahoo Answers isn’t just limited to searches from Yahoo users; a lot of these pages will come up with specific Google search terms as well.

Reddit

Given the number of contributors to the social news network reddit, you might think you’ll get overlooked. But if you have a clever, topical, or funny post title, the chances of getting hundreds of hits increases expotentionally.

Your Facebook, Twitter, Google Buzz, etc.

I wouldn’t recommend posting to your personal social network sites every time you publish, but if there’s something interesting or you’re really proud of that you think some of your friends will like, it can’t hurt. Be careful though if you’re writing something NSFW and are friends with your mom.

General advice to increase page traffic:

Post comments on other similar wordpress posts to your own. But don’t link to yourself solely as a blatant self-promotion, because that would be rude. Add more insight or a different perspective and make it clear you read that author’s post as well.

If you write specifically on a certain topic, it might be worth the effort to join a forum on that topic to find readers with an interest in your content.

Despite a common belief, adding more tags will not inherently increase page traffic. Tags will help search engines properly categorize but will not help the search engines add you to their databases. Pings, however, are a different story. Here is a great short description of pinging.

If I forgot any good sites or tips, feel free to leave a comment!

On being one of the 46 million uninsured Americans.

I’m 21 and a part-time student.  The only time I’ve had medical insurance in the last 10 years was accident and sickness insurance from my college, which was bundled into my massive $43,000 private school tuition costs.  This insurance, had I needed it, would have covered a couple clinic visits, only a couple thousand in hospital bills (maybe an MRI, anything else and I’d be fucked), and $100 worth of Rxes. (My Ambien CR alone was $180 for 30 tablets.)

When I was in high school, my high school referred my mom to NJFamilyCare but we had too much in assets– my parents were living off borrowed money for years.

Things I’ve learned since turning 18 about how to survive without insurance:

1.   Get a reasonable primary care doctor.  Mine’s a dick and will only give me a month refill at a time so I’d have to spend $100 to go in just so he could write me a new script for the same stuff.  If it’s a maintenance medication that you’ve been on for a while, unless you’re being monitored for changes, you should get a 6 month supply.

2 . Planned Parenthood for gynecological health.  I was a little worried I would get sub-par care at an abortion factory, but Planned Parenthood turned out to be the shit.  They were quicker and more professional than my regular gyn, and I will never go back to that lame office (2 month wait for an annual exam, wtf?) again.

Prices vary per clinic, but I went to one for an exam, comprehensive testing (pap, HIV, Chlamydia), and birth control.  I got a 2 months supply of a low-hormone generic birth control right at the clinic and the total bill at the end of the day  $98.

Also, they were able to get me on a prescription assistance program and I was able to get my first shot of the HPV vaccine for only $31.

3.  On that note, you can ask your physician about prescription assistance programs, for certain medications.  They’re usually offered by the pharmaceutical company and go by the federal poverty line for income.

4.  AAA prescription discount.  If you cant afford insurance, most likely you can’t afford a motor club plan, but in case you do, you can get Rx discount.

5.   Keep your eye open for free deals.  Some hospitals offer free clinics for routine procedures like breast exams and pap smears.  I’ve seen flyers for these clinics in doctor’s offices.

The dentist I switched to offered a free exam and free Xray to all new customers, so I coupled that with a cleaning, all for $90.

6.  Ask questions and avoid unnecessary testing.  Every time a doctor recommends a procedure, ask how much it will cost.  If you don’t understand why you need it, ask why.

If you’re in the ER, ask if your doctor is a resident, what year (first years have the least experience), and if they cleared all procedures with their attending.

Doctors are not infallible human beings.  Thousands of mistakes are made each year and sometimes people die as a result.  If something really doesn’t feel right, get a second opinion.

Beating the Heat for Poor People

8 Super Simple Tricks to Beat the Heat

#1.  Stick your sheets in your freezer for a bit before you go to bed.

#2.  Put a cold compress on places where your pulse is.  Neck, wrists, behind the knee.

#3.  Loiter at a place with air conditioning. Like the supermarket, Starbucks, or a library.  Or search craigslist for a cheap air conditioner.  I found a like new one for $50 once.

#4. Common sense, but stay hydrated. Get an $2 ice cube tray. If you get sick of water, lemon juice is cheap. Make your own lemonade.

#5.  At night when it gets cooler, open the window. Put a fan right by the window facing in and blowing air inside. It should create an area of low pressure behind the fan that will draw the cooler air in.

#6  Keep the shades drawn when you’re not in the room.  Use florescent lights, if you must use lightning, because the are awesome energy efficient and produce less heat.

#7 Ice cream!  I vote Turkey Hill as tastiest for its value in those half gallon tubs.

#8 Nudity + Cool shower. Take often.

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Did I miss any good ones? Comment below.

Have a random article on why the US’s electric grid is still outdated: http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=outdated-energy-infrastructure-hold-2009-02-23

Overcoming that Bitch Named Depression: A Guide from Someone Intelligent who has Been There

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” –Hemingway, died 1961 by self-inflicted shotgun wound.

When I first started writing this, I tackled it much like self-help books tackle depression, common sense.  “Are you sleeping enough, eating well, and balancing your work and recreational life in a personally and spiritually fulfilling manner?  If not, identify the problems and take logical steps to fix them.”

After a paragraph in, I realized that this method was full of shit.  Because chances are, if you’re depressed and on WordPress reading this article, you’re just as intelligent and self-aware as I am.  And logic-based psychotherapy just didn’t fly with me, because the problem wasn’t in my thought patterns (I like my thought patterns);  it was how I processed emotion with these thought patterns.

I’m still a pessimistic realist. I still have the fundamental personal problems that precipitated my most recent bout of severe depression.

But I’m happy now.

I got there was by following the route that best suited me.  These were what I identify as my three (not so simple) steps out of depression:

  1. Get meds
  2. Get friends
  3. Get laid (love)

For some people, 12 step programs are the way to go.  It’s not for me.   I’m not down with the Judeo-Christian undertones and way the members of AA and such victimize themselves to abstract concepts that help them psychologically absolve responsibility for what are arguably self-induced problems.

Let me elaborate in a cut what constituted my three-step process.  I can only hope that it provides a helpful template for others. Read more…