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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

July 19, 2010 1 comment

My tattoo is healing fast. =D

Thanks Patrick from Pure Ink.

If any bastards try to grind my down, I’ll kick ’em where they deserve it!

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Fuck you, Lending Tree, Fuck you

I should have looked at the online reviews.  Oh why oh why didn’t I look at the online reviews?

My credit score from Equifax last May was 780.  Since then I paid the interest off on my student loans.  I wanted to finance a used car for $8000.  I thought there would be no problems with my wicked good score.   (My rehire at my job was delayed, so it turns out there were problems with my income status, but that’s not the point.)

I submitted my request for quotes Friday afternoon.  My account info said something along the lines of “We are in the process of finding you lenders.  This may take up to 48 hours.”

Monday.  Same status.  Tuesday.  Same status.  Meanwhile, my dealership is calling and harassing me everyday.  Wednesday.  Same status.  I write to them to the email listed on their contact page. Read more…

Fun Link Friday

The Biggest Lies in online dating.  Hahaha…. “The more attractive a picture the more likely to be out of date.” I totally had a picture from when I was 16 on my okcupid profile.  Whoops. http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2010/07/07/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/

I like Tetris and trippy animations.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDpbB1lHaQs

Another on the “Why I won’t buy an Ipad” bandwagon: http://codewordhank.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ip11liev.jpg

I require Cakes and Ale! http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~lorch/humor/cakes.html

Who wants to be part of my cheesy synchronized  dance troupe? Our mission will be randomly dancing badly in public places. 

In case you missed the media crazies: Mel Gibson goes batshit

When someone told me about Mel Gibson going batshit insane and threatening to kill his wife, I thought it had to be doctored audio:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-new-audio-mel-gibson-admits-hitting-oksana-threatens-kill-her-listen-it

But he hasn’t come out denying it and the police are investigating, so it seems legit so far.

I don’t really have much commentary on the matter except that Mel’s career is obviously over.  Aside from the drinking while driving,  it was kinda funny that time he called a cop “sugar tits” and blamed the Jews for all the wars in the world.   But this incident is most decidedly not funny.

But I still feel like I need to lighten up the mood after all that domestic abuse, so here’s one of my favorite South Park clips featuring Mel Gibson.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155700 <Pretend that’s embedded.

Webcomic Wednesday

New weekly post?  I think so.  I’ll try to remember it.  You get 2 today.

From Toothpastefordinner

From Cyanide and Happiness

The Cult of Cutco: How Vector Marketing Mass-Hires Students into Dubious Contract Labor

[Edit Note. Thanks for all the shares, guys. Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit share buttons are all on the bottom.

There’s a 2013 follow-up post here: The Cult of Cutco Tries Desperately to Knock Me Off Google]

Are you an eager but inexperienced college kid, desperate for money, preferably fast cash?  Then you are the target demographic for the eager recruiting centers of Vector Marketing!

Vector Marketing is the sister company of Cutco Cutlery, a high-end knife and kitchenware retailer.  Their job is to promote and sell Cutco’s products.  To maximize profits, Vector recruits young men and women in bulk and then depends on their ability to do in-home demonstrations of the knives.

Vector employs a variety to tactics to draw in as many workers as possible. You may have seen them at the CCM Job Fair.  After each fair they usually set up a table outside the B cafeteria in Cohen Hall for a few days. High school graduates report receiving letters advertising summer work with “flexible schedules” and “opportunity to advance.”

Ever get a little card in your car window advertising http://www.workforstudents.com? That’s them!

But just how has this seemingly professional company earned a reputation for dubious practices?

For one thing, they fail explain to their trainees that they are not actually employees of the company.  Instead you are what is termed an “independent contractor.”  By designating you as such, they “escape a world of culpability” says a member of Students Against Vector Exploitation (SAVE), an online organization aimed at workers’ rights.

As you are not legally considered an employee, Vector is not required to pay your training nor do they take out money from your paycheck for income taxes and social security, things that are federally required for employers.

They have also been accused of deviating from what the IRS states as the guidelines for an independent contractor, and have previously been involved in a class-action lawsuit.

In addition, new hires are required to buy his or her own knife set, about a $150 investment.  Vector does not compensate for travel expenses to the clients.  Vector does not find potential clients for their workers and instead ask the hires to depend on selling to their own social networks of friends and family.

They then gloss over these deficiencies with fancy rhetoric and flip charts, stories of success, and a youth-oriented, psuedopositive atmosphere.

Vector never once uses the phrases “door-to-door” (except to try and explain that it’s not) nor “independent contractor.” It does use clever wording to make $18.00 per hour appointment seem as simple as $18.00 per hour, and above all, promotes an obnoxious enthusiasm about the products.

With Cutco knives you can effortlessly slice through rope!  Shear a penny into a corkscrew!  They’ll teach you how sell your heart out in their three days of unpaid training sessions, topped with lots of smiles and upbeat music.  The more you earn, the more superficial titles you can earn.  Who doesn’t want to go from “sales rep” to “advanced sales rep”?  Oh, by the way, your paycheck is base pay or commissions, not both.

Despite this, it is possible to profit. Matt Markoff, Farleigh Dickinson 06’, said, “I made about $3000 in 3 weeks and worked a total of 10 hrs.“ Still, he quit after a month. “I liked the product but hated how we had to sell them.”

Tiffany Tsui, Rutger’s 11’, worked for Vector’s Morris County division based in Denville for about three weeks, during the summer before her freshman year.

She commented, “I left because the pressure our ‘manager’ put on us was just too much. He wasn’t reasonable and to be frank, was really annoying… I went to [a required meeting] and it was the biggest waste of time ever. It was basically a time to make the sellers with the lowest product sold feel crappy about themselves and to make the people with higher amount of product sold to feel better about pushing the knives onto people.”

After reading the guidelines of what constitutes an independent contractor, Tiffany says she “definitely would not label [herself] as an independent contractor.”

Although many find Vector a waste of time, effort, and money, many students learn from their experience.  If you want to overcome your fear of playing with sharp objects in front of strangers, go for it!   But remember the caveat: If a place sounds too good to be true and is more interested in you than you are in it, it’s probably not worth pursuing.

Additional Reading Regarding the “Vector Scam” :

Employee or Independent Contractor

http://www.wwwebtax.com/general/independent_contractor.htm

Students Against Vector Exploitation

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/savecampaign

Craigslist Scam Email Reply

From: Chloe Stevens <chloe.stevens01@yahoo.com>
Sent: Sun, July 11, 2010 8:33:05 AM
Subject: CONCERNING YOUR LISTED ITEM ON CRAIGSLIST

Goodmorning Seller,
I am So Much interested in the immediate purchase of your for sale item, and I will be responsible for the shipment of the item from your location. Shipping company will come for the pickup of the item in your location . The shipment funds will be added to your payment . Once the Bank Check delivered, you deduct the item fees, and the rest funds will be sent to the shipping company agent . The payment for your item will be inform of  Money Order orBank Check . If you are okay with this reliable, acceptable and best method of payment, kindly send your full name , with your contact address information ,I mean the address you will like the Bank Check to deliver to, as well as your cell and home number.I wanna make an offer   Kindly get back to me with the present pictures of the item . I want you to consider the item as sold.
I’m only willing to issue a Money Order or Bank Check  to you  next week, because i need to  fix some appliances in my office for few days, But i promise am gonna mail it out to your address on next week, and deliver to you the next 2-3 business days via United State Postal Service(USPS)  If there is no delay from the courier .Kindly delete the ads from the site right now and let me know, because I don’t want any other buyer to get it away from me,I have been searching for this particular item for a long time. Let me have your mailing contact address information for mailing of Bank Check, such as :
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Final asking Price:
Regards
Re: CONCERNING YOUR LISTED ITEM ON CRAIGSLIST
From:
Candice Hall
To: Chloe Stevens <chloe.stevens01@yahoo.com>

Dear Chloe,

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Regards,
Jizzy McStiffenpants, Esq. III

Name:  Keeper of the Item
Address: One Item Avenue
City:  Land of the Item
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Final asking price:  Your Soul