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I Write Like… Viral Site

July 26, 2010 1 comment

http://iwl.me/

I copied and pasted my “My Strengths and Weaknesses as a Writer” post from this blog post to “I Write Like.” It gave me H.P. Lovecraft.  A persuasive essay got me H.P. Lovecraft again.  A paragraph from my creative fiction got me JK Rowling.  A dark post-modern poem got me David Foster Wallace.

DFW ftw!

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Fun Link Friday

PBR is apparently classy in China. http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/07/21/pabst-blue-ribbon-is-classy-and-expensive-in-china/

10 Oddly Named Cities.  http://www.thebrooklynnomad.com/oddly-named-cities/

“Knock Down Trees With Your Jumbo Cock” http://firesoulphoenix.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2o259

A six word poem about true-love. http://firesoulphoenix.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d11xd9t

Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/07/21/2010-07-21_naked_cowboy_sues_naked_cowgirl_underwearclad_times_square_performer_says_she_st.html

This is my refrigerator.  It is cold because I made it when a woman broke my heart.

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/michel-gondry

Guys Love Giraffes who Love Giraffes.

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Well, subscribers, I’m going to NYC for the weekend.  See you guys, Monday.

What are your strengths and weaknesses as a writer?

July 22, 2010 1 comment

I feel like what distinguishes me from other writers is my versatility and my ability to open myself to criticism.

One of the places where I began writing was DeviantArt, which before it went for-profit and there was mass administration unrest, drama, and legal issues, used to have a very small, close-knit and talented writing community. These were mostly college students or college graduates, some of whom actually worked in the field.   I made an account there at DA when I was 15, and I wrote awful generic emo swill, the type of poetry found in bulk in high school lit magazines.  I social networked with other inexperienced writers looking for comment circle jerks.

I wasn’t a good writer back then.  But I was young and had the ability to recognize good writing.   I would read the criticism that the talented writers would leave for each other, and I learned.  I learned about the compositional elements that make “good” writing and how to utilize them.

So when I took a class in college called “Lit: Form and Meaning,” I was way ahead of the game, because I had been analyzing form, including poetry, for years longer than my peers had.

I can thank DA for my versatility as a writer.   I can write very professional, persuasive, academic essays.  I can write simple, short, blog entries designed to entertain those with literary ADD.  But if I needed to, I could also write a decent poem in trochaic octameter.  That’s something I don’t think many writers can do.

I can’t really identify my weaknesses as a writer as strongly as I can identify my strengths.  I know that that my grammar isn’t always perfect.  I can be too ambiguous when making arguments and unnecessarily equivocate at times.   Like most “good” writers, I can have an ego, but I try to temper that by opening myself to comments and criticism.

What are your strengths and weaknesses as a writer?

Financial Reform passes. Investment Firms are still Dicks.

Via HuffPo.  Facing Fraud allegations from the SEC, Goldman Sachs increased lobbying by 40% in the second quarter.

Rundown of important points in the Wall Street Reform Bill now law:

  • The Emergency Mortgage Relief program makes more than $1 billion in federal funds available to families about to lose their homes.
  • Retailers may not exceed $10 as the credit card minimum.
  • If a lender turns down your application for credit because of your credit score, the lender is required to tell you what your credit score is for free.
  • A new independent watchdog, Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection, will be created to regulate loan products ranging from credit cards to mortgages.  Pawn brokers and auto dealers are exempt.
  • A new national toll free number for consumer complaints on products and services will be created.

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  • NO MORE TAXPAYER BAILOUTS.  Limits excessive company growth and complexity, limits Fed lending, sets guidelines for an orderly liquidation process, and requires companies to go through normal bankruptcy procedures.

“I’ve been an advocate since the start of regulatory reform and am quite pleased we’re moving forward,” Citibank CEO Vikram Pandit said. “The ultimate impact won’t be clear until we know all of the details, but we have been managing the business and selling assets in line with the principles of reform.”

He added that the bill, which calls for most derivatives to be bought and sold on clearinghouses and exchanges, won’t have a major impact on much of its derivatives business.

More points from a Senate Committee here.

I rip up my credit card junk mail and mail it back to them in the pre-paid envelope.

Because I can.

Fuck you, Capital One.   Stop killing trees.

Webcomic Wednesday

I’m a little late today.  Sorry!

Not sure where this one’s from, but it’s topical.

The next ones from xkcd.

Have another comic.  A manly one.  Here.

Andrew Sullivan Defends his Palin-Trig Not-So-Conspiracy Theory

While on break, my favorite veteran blogger, Andrew Sullivan, let MSNBC’s Dave Weigel guest-blog for him.  Weigel took the opportunity to criticize Sully for his questioning the legitimacy of the Trig pregnancy.

Andrew Sullivan comes backs and defends himself.

I am, after all, not claiming something for which there can be no proof. I am not claiming something after contrary proof has been provided (as in Obama’s birth certificate). I am merely asking to clear up a question for which there must be a mountain of readily available medical records, and which Palin could have released almost two years ago – and still refuses, even when asked in a friendly attempt to kill off the rumors once and for all. In this refusal to provide information, Palin’s key allies are in what now passes for the press. And you wonder why we knew nothing about John Edwards or Eliot Spitzer or Stanley McChrystal or … well, WMDs in Iraq or torture, until it was all over and done with.

Go, Sully, go!   I am pro the transparency of even the private lives of politicians.  When you make the decision to be a public figure, you have to accept the responsibility of that transparency.  To have the audacity to make a claim like having contractions during a speech and then flying on a plane back to Alaska (2:18) and then refuse to answer basic questions… that is not what I want in my people in office.