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Penis graph likes gay marriage
From a CNN pubic (lol pubic) opinion poll:
I need to write a real entry with actual words rather than phallic graphs and pics of bears that love cocaine.
And I need to stop stealing things from Andrew Sullivan’s blog. Oh, I can feel the credibility dripping from my page.
Also, for the record, I try not to call it “gay marriage” because I’m relatively straight (hetereoflexible) but I still want the option to marry a woman if I want to. Tax cuts, yo.
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From Natalie Dee.
Professional Hair Product Alternatives – Same Ingredients, 1/3 the Price
This post was so popular I decided to separate my beauty and fashion posts into their own blog.
Find me on: Form and Function Fashion
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From working in a pharmacy, I’ve learned that Brand isn’t always better. There are tons of cheap alternatives out there if you only look at the ingredients. Here are some that I use and keep my hair care costs down. (Note: Images not to scale)
Brand: Biosilk Smoothing Serum, 5.64 oz, Amazon.com: $19.19
Alternative: FX Silk Drops Serum 4 oz. Amazon.com: $3.79
It has the main silicone-based ingredients as Biosilk plus Vitamin E , Panthenol Vitamin B5, Retinyl Palmitate Vitamin A and Silk Protein, as well. Smells great!
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Brand: Federick Fekkai Straight Away Straightening Balm, 4oz, Bath and Body Works: $17.50
Alternative: Loreal Artec Kiwi Color Reflector Blow Serum, 8.4 oz, Beauty-Mart.com: $9.69
With the same main smoothing and heat protecting ingredients, hydroxypropyl guar and demethicone, Kiwi Color provides a great no-build up, light fruity smelling product. I got it for $5 on sale at my local convenience store and the bottle is twice as big as my Fekkai tube.
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Brand: CHI Keratin Mist, 12 oz., Target: 12.99
Alternative: One ‘n Only Ceramic Silk Curling Iron Glaze, 8 oz., Sally Beauty: $5.99
Amino Acids from Protein in hair products is overrated. It’s the glazing and protection that matters. Ceramic Silk does it just as well as the well-known CHI brand.
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Brand: TIGI Catwalk Headshot Reconstructive Intense Conditioner 6.76 fl oz, Drugstore.com: $16.50
Alternative: Tresemme Smooth & Silky Deep Smoothing Masque, 8 oz., Amazon.com: $3.49
Newsflash! You can’t “repair” damaged hair. It’s already dead. But you can use emollients, Keratin Amino Acids, Vitamin E, Vitamin H and Silk Proteins to smooth frizzy and unruly hair. In just 5 minutes, this rinse out treatment will leave your hair smoother, shinier and more manageable.
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Brand: Expensive shampoos and conditioners: Matrixx, CHI, Biolage, etc. Everywhere: $alot
Alternative: The best shampoos and conditioners I’ve used is Infusium. It’s in most grocery and convenience stores and it’s about half the cost as those huge name brands.
Tressemme shampoos and conditioners are also good if you’re on a budget. They have huge 64 oz bottles of professional quality shampoo and conditioners for even cheaper than Infusium.
Hope this article helped. Post comments if you have hair tips or product raves of your own!
I told my boyfriend, “I love ewe”
Fun Link Friday
^This bear has nothing to do with anything. But he’s on my Threatdown list. Onto the links:
Inception Characters Don’t Understand Inception. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939332
It never ends! http://waxy.org/random/images/infinite_motivational_poster.gif
You heard the man, hikers and bikers. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01294/sign-crocs_1294922i.jpg
I love sugar water. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-robbins/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716.html
Somebody try this and tell me how it works. http://www.ehow.com/how_4879437_ice-cream-bag-minutes.html
Eyes are awesome. http://www.photographyserved.com/Gallery/Your-beautiful-eyes/428809
This is a turtle having an orgasm:
We need a turtle fence to keep the lady turtle purity.
Starfish are Satan’s Sea Animal Minions
Yes, they look harmless. With their cookie cutter fun shape and symmetry and little tubular suction cup underbellies. You may even think they’re cute. But what don’t you know about the spiny-skinned animal with an endoskeleton of calcium carbonate called “the starfish”?
These devil-spawn of salt-water scavenge and stalk tiny helpless organisms in the deep, dark kelp forests that they call home. Kelp forests are found in abundance in the tropics, near the equator, where it’s hot. You know where else is hot?
Is it just a coincidence that these so called “fish,” (even though they’re in the class Asteroidea) are star shaped? Let me make a drawing to make the connection clear.
Like how Cerebus, the dog of Hades, has multiple heads, the Satanfish has multiple arms. Most have 5, like the pentagram, but some species have 8, 10, or even 40 arms. Starfish have no brains, which obviously means they have no souls.
When a limb is severed, some species can not only repair it but actually grow another Starfish from that severed limb. Sounds like witchcraft to me. Some species are even hermaphroditic. You know who else was hermaphroditic?
That’s right, Mel Gibson’s version of Satan.
The Starfish was so cleverly disguised by Satan as a peaceful sea-dwelling creature that slowly moves along with a harmless water vascular system. But I see them for what they really are: an epidemic from Hell. Catholics and Protestants alike must come together to rid this evil force from our oceans and protect our children from their terrible mind-altering, witchcraft-promoting influence.
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