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The Struggle is Real.

Categories: things that amuse me Tags: drunk, kayak, SAD, water

Happy Friday Clantily Scaders! (That’s the official name for my readers now, alright?)

“So Addicting.”

Man, I wish there was a Roller Rink near me. I miss trance music, roller blading, and glow sticks all at the same time.

Categories: things that amuse me Tags: dance, edm, glow sticks, monstercat, morphine, music, trance, varien, videogame addiction

Best of @heardinbk

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Sorry, guys. I’ve been neglectful of my cross-posting. Yes, I know tweets have an easy embed feature, but I like the way this looks better.

Kiera Feldman ‏@kierafeldman9 Jan

“I’m always afraid my sister’s profile is going to come up. She lives near here”–man talking about OkCupid at the bar #overheardinbrooklyn

tammi jean ‏@tammijean24 Feb

“There’s this great tamale place in Midtown in an abandoned elevator shaft.” #overheardinbrooklyn

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK7 Jun

And then she said, with firm conviction, “I miss The Harlem Shake.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK3 Jun

“My cat still has PTSD from my leash-training attempt.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK10 Jun

“Do you know your Myers-Briggs type?”

Aure Moser ‏@auremoser25 May

today is the day: “learn on the internet how to love a plant” ~ overheard in brooklyn

Brianna ‏@leiaorgana_solo27 May

Overheard near Grand Army Plaza: “Where’s the line between gossip and processing interpersonal dynamics?” (cc: @HeardInBK)

Categories: things that amuse me, Viral Things Tags: Brooklyn, Greenpoint, hipsters, New York, NYC, twitter, Williamsburg

I haven’t been posting a lot lately because I want to not turn this blog into a re-blog wonderland or a second youtube favorites playlist, but this one was too good:

“We spent weeks trying to figure out what you call this… if it’s taking pictures, it’s not a cell phone.”

Oh, Newt, I’m sad the effort to Santorum-ize your name never really took off.

I really hope Colbert addresses this tonight.

Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble, things that amuse me Tags: newt gingrich, old people, politics, smart phone, technology

In 90 minutes I’ll be running a live-blog, mostly from Twitter reactions. It’ll probably be a lot more lazy tomorrow because I have to pack during the debate.

Debate Pre-game:

Matthew Burke ‏@MatthewKBurke

#ObamaDebateTips Wear a Big Bird costume.

Ben ‏@NEKansasPatriot

#ObamaDebateTips Make sure everyone will let you be clear.

TheGOP LIES ‏@Brimonian

#ObamaDebateTips Gangnam style

Doc Nelson ‏@JDNelson_68W

Borrow Hillary’s balls. #ObamaDebateTips

KushFaceGangNj ‏@dpreston88

#ObamaDebateTips Legalize marijuana. #Obama2012

Glenn Quagmire™ ‏@thefunnyquag

“@HahaOneLiners: #ObamaDebateTips Don’t say anything. Just have Morgan Freeman say it for you.”

Milkshakes Anytime ‏@MomMilkshake

End every response with, That’s What She Said. #ObamaDebateTips

Twitty Kitty ‏@TwittyKltty

#ObamaDebateTips Break out in random meowing.

Alexander ✮ ‏@alexpicciarelli

#ObamaDebateTips Meow at Mitt Romney. GAME OVER

Of course Twitters obsessed with cats. Because people on twitter have no friends.

Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble, things that amuse me Tags: funny, obama, politics, president, Presidential Debate, romney, twitter

According to my friend, my First World Problem made it onto the front page of reddit briefly.

This was the post:

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I have a couple other links and posts that have around 75 net upvotes. But this was my most popular uvpoted post ever.

Stay classy reddit, stay classy.

Categories: things that amuse me, Viral Things Tags: first world problems, poop, reddit, work

LOOK! IT’S… Workers at Chipotle pose with Mitt Romney during lunch stop in Denver via @AP

Charles Dharapak (@CharlesDharapak) October 02, 2012

Romney to Portman at Chipotle: “I usually get the burrito. I think I’ll go for the bowl today. That’s a good idea.” #journalism

Sam Youngman (@samyoungman) October 02, 2012

Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble, things that amuse me Tags: chipotle, election 2012, journalism, Mitt Romney, twitter