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Checklist of Standard Reddit Thread Responses / Upvote and Circlejerk Fodder
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 I found this gem…
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 M’lady / tips fedora
 Someone give this man reddit gold
 Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
 Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
 That escalated quickly
 To the top with you!
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 Faith in humanity restored
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 Cutting onions
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 I regret that I only have one upvote to give
 Tree fiddy
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 Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
 What did I just read?
 Da fuq?
 YOU HAD ONE JOB
 I can’t fap to this
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 For science
 That’s enough internet for me today
 Would not bang
 x/10 would (not) Y
 What is this I don’t even?
 How is this WTF?
 Something about this list.
 Circlejerk must be leaking
 Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
 Said no one ever
 I have the weirdest boner right now
 My first post
 Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about _______
 EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
 EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
 Are you me?
 No, this is Patrick!
 Directions unclear – dick stuck in _______
 I laughed way harder than I should have
 It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people
with thousands of different opinions.
 Plot twist: _____
 Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive.
 Something something broken arms
 ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc
 Something involving sex with “your mom”
 Mom’s spaghetti
 Tom Cruise
 Ghandi (Gandhi*)
 [________ intensifies]
 Doctors/Moms/Etc HATE him/her
 Jolly Rancher
 Wednesday, the cat
 Broken Arms – Mom jerked him off
Categories: Uncategorized Tags: internet, meme, reddit, redditors, upvote, upvoted
Ze Frank summarizes the facts of the debate:
Paul Ryan’s hair does look like an accordion. Although I think the comparison to the slow loris is unfounded. The slow loris is much cuter than Paul Ryan, although I’m sure Paul Ryan has nicer abs than the slow loris.
Just look at it… it’s clearly part of the 47%.
There weren’t any terribly egregious errors. Mostly normal fact check problems on both sides like rounding numbers like 264 to 300 and using studies that are wrong.
I made a comment during the debate that Biden says they are “friends” like they go flyfishing every second Tuesday month and then go to the titty bar.
Now I have a mental image of Joe Biden saying “titty bar” and it’s hilarious.
Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble Tags: debate, joe biden, meme, politics, vice president, VP