Posts Tagged ‘internet’
Checklist of Standard Reddit Thread Responses / Upvote and Circlejerk Fodder
 Came here to say this
 Logged in just to upvote this
 I know this will never be seen but…
 I found this gem…
 This will be downvoted to hell/buried but…
 An upvote for you, good sir
 You are a gentleman and a scholar
 You magnificent bastard
 M’lady / tips fedora
 Someone give this man reddit gold
 Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
 Anne Frankly I did nazi that coming
 That escalated quickly
 To the top with you!
 Lost it at ____
 This is why we can’t have nice things
 Faith in humanity restored
 Whoa / mind = blown
 Manly tears were shed
 Cutting onions
 I know that feel, bro
 Right in the feels
 Risky click
 Shots fired
 Nailed it
 You. I like you
 I regret that I only have one upvote to give
 Tree fiddy
 Was not disappointed
 Wait, why do I have you tagged as _______?
 What did I just read?
 Da fuq?
 YOU HAD ONE JOB
 I can’t fap to this
 What are you doing, stahp
 For science
 That’s enough internet for me today
 Would not bang
 x/10 would (not) Y
 What is this I don’t even?
 How is this WTF?
 Something about this list.
 Circlejerk must be leaking
 Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym
 Said no one ever
 I have the weirdest boner right now
 My first post
 Edit: wow I can’t believe my top comment is about _______
 EDIT: Seriously front page? Thanks guys!
 EDIT: Obligatory front page edit!!!
 Are you me?
 No, this is Patrick!
 Directions unclear – dick stuck in _______
 I laughed way harder than I should have
 It’s almost like Reddit is thousands of different people
with thousands of different opinions.
 Plot twist: _____
 Step one: be attractive. Step two: don’t be unattractive.
 Something something broken arms
 ____ here: can confirm / can confirm: am ____/ etc
 Something involving sex with “your mom”
 Mom’s spaghetti
 Tom Cruise
 Ghandi (Gandhi*)
 [________ intensifies]
 Doctors/Moms/Etc HATE him/her
 Jolly Rancher
 Wednesday, the cat
 Broken Arms – Mom jerked him off
Categories: Uncategorized Tags: internet, meme, reddit, redditors, upvote, upvoted
I blogged a lot. I blogged about different things. I looked at my stats. Then I blogged more and wrote for different sites and in different ways.
This is a cute animal. On a hoodie. On a girl.
My boobs are actually much bigger than that in real life. I’m #asian and a 34C.
You should follow my blog. #boobs #boobs #boobs
Hai look, I’m talking about ASIANS and BOOBS on the INTERNET! –
Seriously, what’s up with all these “How to Blog” blogs following me. There’s too many. Find a niche, guys. If you are supposedly SEO geniuses, you should know that already.
- “How to Write a Porn Blog.” (Be hot.)
- “How to Be Funny.” (Rip off funny people.)
- “How to Give Up.” (Join the Army.)
- “How to Make Money Online.” (Stop learning SEO and learn to code.)
There you go. The secrets to success. Maybe read one or two tutorials. But mostly just try a bunch of shit and then replicate what works.
4/20, Armadillos Metaphor, T-shirt, Fuckit, Smoke Weed
Trust me, I have big boobs.
Categories: meta-blogging Tags: Asian, blog, blogging, boobs, code, hits, internet, money, popularity, programming, SEO, wordpress, write, writing