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June 2008


Archive for June, 2008

I added a new category the other day: “Viral Things” Because that encompasses not just viral videos, but websites, blogs, images, soundclips, and sometimes syphyllis.

Funfact: Syphyllis is sometimes supposed as to what made Ivan the Terrible so terrible. In its last stages victims can have symptoms of dementia, like mania and psychosis and stabbing your son YAY!

Anyway, here are a few fun things I’ve found in my browsings of the interweb:


Upload your face and have random strangers comment on it, guess your age, and answer designated questions. According this picture: people think I’m “weird” “dangerous” and “awesome.” Whoo.

2. Too lazy to embed. This song is what introduced me to comedian Jon Lajoie and his wooing pelvic gyrations. Too lazy to link to his site. Google if you want. And remember, “Feelings are gay.”

3. There’s a plethora of typographic videos on youtube I never realized. Like this one. Song Lyrics: The Hush Sound – Lions Roar. Really mesmerizing stuff.


Q: How does crackwhore Amy Winehouses do her hair?

A: Lots of hairpins.

Categories: Viral Things Tags: amy winehouse, animated typography, superficial, viral videos

Enter the following text into the search box:

filetype:torrent “keywords here”

handy trick.

Categories: Uncategorized

Since no one reads this blog enough for me to do a weekly theme, I’ll do a monthly one for now.


“The pride of man makes him love to domineer and nothing mortifies him so much as to be obliged to condescend to persuade his inferiors.”

–Guess Who

Categories: Uncategorized Tags: human nature, pride, quotes

I’ve been meaning to write something worthwhile. Something so profound and though-provoking that your frontal lobes pulsate with the titillating joy and wit of knowledge. TITILLATE!

But instead you get these:


2. Bill O’Reilly Goes Apeshit, the dance remix

3. “In 2002 some 2.7 percent of adults between 50 and 59 admitted to illicit drug use at least once in the preceding year. By 2005 that number had increased significantly, to 4.4 percent… by one estimate, the number of adults aged 50 and older treated for drug abuse will rise from 1.7 million in 2000 and 2001 to 4.4 million in 2020.” From “This is your Mom on Drugs: Aging Doesn’t Stop Drug Use.”

Categories: things that amuse me Tags: babies, baby, bill o’reilly, drugs, hippies, man, manbabies, men, old people, photoshop