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February 2012


Archive for February, 2012

“I love you more than Whitney Houston loves bathtime

With barbiturates”


I’m too lazy to do this again. Just go to

and replace “Amy Winehouse” with topical dead celebrity.

“What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Jack Daniels?  Jack comes alive with coke.”

Categories: things that amuse me Tags: haiku, love poem, valentine’s day, Whitney Houston jokes