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According to my friend, my First World Problem made it onto the front page of reddit briefly.

This was the post:

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I have a couple other links and posts that have around 75 net upvotes. But this was my most popular uvpoted post ever.

Stay classy reddit, stay classy.

Categories: things that amuse me, Viral Things Tags: first world problems, poop, reddit, work

(cc) William Cho on flickr. My mall does not have palm trees. Nor do I think I will get to battle any zombies.

5. Waking up “early” to do stuff involves driving in rush hour traffic.

4. I’ve developed a fear that there are homicidal clowns lurking in the empty 50 cent rides at the mall.

3. I can feel my social skills withering away under my sunlight-deprived skin.

2. I actually have to make my own sandwiches since the food court isn’t open at 3 AM. Ugh, first world problems.

1. People start to mow their lawns the same time I want to go to sleep.

Categories: Autobiographical Stories Tags: crappy hours, night shifts, overnight, retail, work, work sucks