Posts Tagged ‘teavanna’
Today was a good day. It wasn’t one of those “oh, nothing bad happened” or “holy shit, I won the lotto and got married” kind of days. It was just one of those days where a bunch of little nice things added up to sunshine and happy.
Apparently, Obama gave a speech last night. This is what he said:
I like to cave. But this time I’m not caving. I tried to cave a little, but they wanted me to cave a lot. Economy go boom. America sad.
I actually didn’t watch it. But apparently Obama’s call for people to call Boehner and tell him he’s a boner worked. Click here to e-mail Boehner and tell him he’s a boner.
Anyway, back to the good times!
I won $5 at the last flash fiction contest at Boxing With Pencils. I got a free pair of panties at Victoria’s Secret. I sampled every tea they have for sampling at Teavanna. I bought cute shorts with a free belt for only $10. I helped a lady at the community college register for classes. I wrote an topic page for Cracked.com about Zebrafish. Zebrafish are awesome.
You’re also awesome. Never forget to be awesome.
Categories: Autobiographical Stories Tags: Boehner, Cracked, debt ceiling, debt speech, debt talks, good day, obama, teavanna, zebrafish
One thing I didn’t mention in my 5 unique teas review is that Coca tea can test positive on a cocaine test. :/ Oh well, still tasty.
Read it at:
Categories: Reviews Tags: black tea, coca, fruit tea, red tea, tea, teavanna, white