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In 90 minutes I’ll be running a live-blog, mostly from Twitter reactions. It’ll probably be a lot more lazy tomorrow because I have to pack during the debate.
Debate Pre-game:
Matthew Burke @MatthewKBurke
#ObamaDebateTips Wear a Big Bird costume.
Ben @NEKansasPatriot
#ObamaDebateTips Make sure everyone will let you be clear.
TheGOP LIES @Brimonian
#ObamaDebateTips Gangnam style
Doc Nelson @JDNelson_68W
Borrow Hillary’s balls. #ObamaDebateTips
KushFaceGangNj @dpreston88
#ObamaDebateTips Legalize marijuana. #Obama2012
Glenn Quagmire™ @thefunnyquag
“@HahaOneLiners: #ObamaDebateTips Don’t say anything. Just have Morgan Freeman say it for you.”
Milkshakes Anytime @MomMilkshake
End every response with, That’s What She Said. #ObamaDebateTips
Twitty Kitty @TwittyKltty
#ObamaDebateTips Break out in random meowing.
Alexander ✮ @alexpicciarelli
#ObamaDebateTips Meow at Mitt Romney. GAME OVER
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Of course Twitters obsessed with cats. Because people on twitter have no friends.
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Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble, things that amuse me Tags: funny, obama, politics, president, Presidential Debate, romney, twitter
Presidential Bro Hug
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Pre-game:
The Obion: Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate
‘Don’t Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,’ Reports Vice President
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9:07
Mitt Romney invokes a story involving a baby.
Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead
Romney bored that unemployed person to death. #MockTheVote #Debates
9:11
Obama talks about specific tax cut numbers and the moderator sounds old and confused.
9:13
Mitt Romney: “I like coal.”
Me too, as long as I’m not getting trapped in a Chilean mine, mining it.
9:20
My Internet stream keeps buffering and I don’t care, because everyone is so boring.
9:23
Boring point-in-case, Obama just talked about “math.”
@indecision
Good thing they keep talking about math. Nothing gets America fired up more than math. #debates
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9:28
“I like Big Bird.”
This debate reminds me of…
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9:38
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
I think Obama should have practiced some zingers.
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9:40
Andrew Sullivan @sullydish
First unforced Romney error: “I may need a new accountant.”http://thebea.st/RdXvE9
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9:50
Indecision @indecision
This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well.#debates
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9:52
I think Obama’s boring is rubbing off on Romney. R-Money just mentioned “leverage limits.”
9:55
What if Jim Lehrer had a heart attack right now? His resuscitation could be funded by viewers like you!
9:57
Newsflash! Nobody has actually read Dodd-Frank.
Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead
Dodd Frank: Was that the girl in the attic? #MockTheVote #Debates
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10:05
Wil Wheaton @wilw
Okay, so I think this show needs a whacky neighbor to really spice things up. Maybe a talking baby, or a dog. OMG MAKE THIS FAMILY GUY!
Candice Hall @sexmysobriquet
@wilw Pot-smoking Koala? It could be American Dad.
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10:09
Obama should just curl up in the fetal position and scream health care statistics for the rest of the debate.
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10:10
ThinkProgress @thinkprogress
Romney says he didn’t raise taxes to pay for Romneycare. That’s because it was subsidized heavily by the federal gov’t
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10:12
Brooklyn Bitch @_BrooklynBitch
When can we talk about vaginas and anal sex? #debates #priorities
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10:15
Man, I wish Big Bird was moderating this debate. Big Bird or a corpse would be doing a better job at creating structure than this guy.
10:24
Silent Jim Lehrer @SilentJimLehrer
…um…I…
10:25
There’s bars out there serving drinks called “zingers” right now, right?
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10:33
Well, my dream of Obama screaming, “You tied your dog to a car!” have been crushed.
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Joëlle @The_Sculptress
Jesus tap dancing Christ! I’d rather hear about bitches, zombies, the apocalypse, sandwiches or anal before any more political tweets. Fuck!
KimJongNumberUn @KimJongNumberUn
North Koreans should be grateful tonight that Dad banned television.#debate
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Good night and good luck.
Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble Tags: #mockthevote, 2012, barack obama, debate, liveblog, liveblogging, Mitt Romney, Presidential Debate