Posts Tagged ‘Presidential Debate’
In 90 minutes I’ll be running a live-blog, mostly from Twitter reactions. It’ll probably be a lot more lazy tomorrow because I have to pack during the debate.
Matthew Burke @MatthewKBurke
#ObamaDebateTips Wear a Big Bird costume.
#ObamaDebateTips Make sure everyone will let you be clear.
TheGOP LIES @Brimonian
#ObamaDebateTips Gangnam style
Doc Nelson @JDNelson_68W
Borrow Hillary’s balls. #ObamaDebateTips
#ObamaDebateTips Legalize marijuana. #Obama2012
Glenn Quagmire™ @thefunnyquag
“@HahaOneLiners: #ObamaDebateTips Don’t say anything. Just have Morgan Freeman say it for you.”
Milkshakes Anytime @MomMilkshake
End every response with, That’s What She Said. #ObamaDebateTips
Twitty Kitty @TwittyKltty
#ObamaDebateTips Break out in random meowing.
Alexander ✮ @alexpicciarelli
#ObamaDebateTips Meow at Mitt Romney. GAME OVER
Of course Twitters obsessed with cats. Because people on twitter have no friends.
Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble, things that amuse me Tags: funny, obama, politics, president, Presidential Debate, romney, twitter
Presidential Bro Hug
The Obion: Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate
‘Don’t Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,’ Reports Vice President
Mitt Romney invokes a story involving a baby.
Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead
Romney bored that unemployed person to death. #MockTheVote #Debates
Obama talks about specific tax cut numbers and the moderator sounds old and confused.
Mitt Romney: “I like coal.”
Me too, as long as I’m not getting trapped in a Chilean mine, mining it.
My Internet stream keeps buffering and I don’t care, because everyone is so boring.
Boring point-in-case, Obama just talked about “math.”
Good thing they keep talking about math. Nothing gets America fired up more than math. #debates
“I like Big Bird.”
This debate reminds me of…
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
I think Obama should have practiced some zingers.
Andrew Sullivan @sullydish
First unforced Romney error: “I may need a new accountant.”http://thebea.st/RdXvE9
This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well.#debates
I think Obama’s boring is rubbing off on Romney. R-Money just mentioned “leverage limits.”
What if Jim Lehrer had a heart attack right now? His resuscitation could be funded by viewers like you!
Newsflash! Nobody has actually read Dodd-Frank.
Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead
Dodd Frank: Was that the girl in the attic? #MockTheVote #Debates
Wil Wheaton @wilw
Okay, so I think this show needs a whacky neighbor to really spice things up. Maybe a talking baby, or a dog. OMG MAKE THIS FAMILY GUY!
Candice Hall @sexmysobriquet
@wilw Pot-smoking Koala? It could be American Dad.
Obama should just curl up in the fetal position and scream health care statistics for the rest of the debate.
Romney says he didn’t raise taxes to pay for Romneycare. That’s because it was subsidized heavily by the federal gov’t
Brooklyn Bitch @_BrooklynBitch
When can we talk about vaginas and anal sex? #debates #priorities
Man, I wish Big Bird was moderating this debate. Big Bird or a corpse would be doing a better job at creating structure than this guy.
Silent Jim Lehrer @SilentJimLehrer
There’s bars out there serving drinks called “zingers” right now, right?
Well, my dream of Obama screaming, “You tied your dog to a car!” have been crushed.
Jesus tap dancing Christ! I’d rather hear about bitches, zombies, the apocalypse, sandwiches or anal before any more political tweets. Fuck!
North Koreans should be grateful tonight that Dad banned television.#debate
Good night and good luck.
Categories: Politics or: the art of looking for trouble Tags: #mockthevote, 2012, barack obama, debate, liveblog, liveblogging, Mitt Romney, Presidential Debate