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I got retweeted by MC Chris! I feel like I’ve been touched by a Nerd God. @HeardinBK  Send me your hipster quotes!

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“I thought ‘Pynchonian’ was a type of lunch meat.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Going to the dentist is like going to Cirque de Soleil except I’m always going to get mauled by tigers.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“I never preheat my oven. I’m a rebel.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“I just used ‘ceteris paribus’ in a text message. Yeah… I’m a nerd.”

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‪#overheardinbk‬ “it was great! i really got to experience the cultural anonymity of dressing barn animals in old-timey people clothes.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence would be a great indie band name.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Dolphins Rape People. Band name or PSA?” At Norman ave and Jewel st, Greenpoint.

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“I saw a girl with a brass-colored leg and my first thought was “what a great steampunk outfit.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Sometimes when I’m bored on the train I play ‘Who in this car would I most likely fuck.’ ‘Me too.’”

Previous collections of “best of” tweets are Here and Here.

Categories: Autobiographical Stories, Viral Things Tags: Brooklyn, Greenpoint, heard in NYC, HeardinBK, hipsters, long island, mc chris, Overheard Brooklyn, Overheard in Brooklyn, park slope, retweet, twitter, Williamsburg

Eleven days into my new project and I haven’t given up. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter.

23% follower to following rate. Could be worse.

You know what’s more important than followers? Retweets. It’s hard to do on twitter if you’re not in a tweet circle jerk. Do me a solid, guys, and check the page and retweet your favorite quote. And comment if you have suggestions!

Categories: Autobiographical Stories, Viral Things Tags: Brooklyn, Greenpoint, heard in NYC, HeardinBK, hipsters, long island, Overheard Brooklyn, Overheard in Brooklyn, park slope, retweet, twitter, Williamsburg

I have a new project.  There’s a few other “Overheard in Brooklyn” websites and blogs, but they’re all dead. Don’t let this Twitter die like my Anthony Weiner Tumblr died!

My life goal is go viral on the Internet by ripping off other people’s ideas. (My parents didn’t love me.)

Send me your Hipster quotes and retweet any ones you like.

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“My dream is to make a living writing dick jokes for people that have been to college.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Goddamn, I need a man purse.”

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“Feminist mime class. Help! Help! I’m trapped under a glass ceiling.” –@TheRealDictator

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“She bought a shower curtain that says YOLO on it.” “This shit has gone too far.” #YOLO

Overheard Brooklyn ‏@HeardInBK

“We’re living in a Dystopia!”

Categories: Viral Things Tags: Brooklyn, Greenpoint, heard in NYC, HeardinBK, hipsters, long island, Overheard Brooklyn, Overheard in Brooklyn, park slope, twitter, Williamsburg