I got retweeted by MC Chris! I feel like I’ve been touched by a Nerd God. @HeardinBK Send me your hipster quotes!
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“I thought ‘Pynchonian’ was a type of lunch meat.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Going to the dentist is like going to Cirque de Soleil except I’m always going to get mauled by tigers.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“I never preheat my oven. I’m a rebel.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“I just used ‘ceteris paribus’ in a text message. Yeah… I’m a nerd.”
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BARBandBEAR.com @BARBandBEAR
#overheardinbk “it was great! i really got to experience the cultural anonymity of dressing barn animals in old-timey people clothes.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence would be a great indie band name.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Dolphins Rape People. Band name or PSA?” At Norman ave and Jewel st, Greenpoint.
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“I saw a girl with a brass-colored leg and my first thought was “what a great steampunk outfit.”
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Overheard Brooklyn @HeardInBK
“Sometimes when I’m bored on the train I play ‘Who in this car would I most likely fuck.’ ‘Me too.’”
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Previous collections of “best of” tweets are Here and Here.
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