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I don’t have any weird news today.  I have this instead:

“Keep your money in your pockets. Your erections and your moist panties are thanks enough for me.”  Ah New Yorkers–they are passionate about what they do.

I haven’t seen it yet, but Magic Mike is getting surprisingly decent reviews from critics and audiences.

A BuzzFeed staffer goes and interviews male strippers at a contemporary NYC strip club to see just how accurate the movie is about modern male roles in the lapdance industry. It’s pretty accurate, she says.

Categories: What The Fuck Wednesday Tags: Magic Mike, male strippers, naked, new york city, nipple tassels, nudity, NYC subway, strip

Example of Andy Golub’s work by asterix611

Today a model was arrested in Time’s Square while being painted by artist Andy Golub.  Pics of the painted naked lady in handcuffs at NY Daily News.  Her lawyer commented,

New York State Law prohibits public nudity, except if it’s part of a play, performance, exhibition or show… This particular sergeant who arrested Ms. West didn’t get the memo – or simply didn’t care.”

I googled up “new york city nudity laws” and discovered the lawyer’s comments echoed in N.Y. Pen. Law §§245.01, 245.02, in which exemptions from the ban on public nudity  “apply to . . . any person entertaining or performing in a play, exhibition, show, or entertainment.”

This law was upheld in a 1999 court case, Spencer Tunick v. Howard Safir City of New York.

Also, due to a 1992 Court of Appeals ruling (People v. Santorelli, et al) women may be topless anywhere in NYS that permits topless men, including city streets, etc.  Good information to know.

Have some more public nudity in Times Square:

Categories: Knowledge has vagina dentata so don’t you fuck with it Tags: body painting, naked, naked model arrested, nudity, nudity laws, NYC, times square

PBR is apparently classy in China.

10 Oddly Named Cities.

“Knock Down Trees With Your Jumbo Cock”

A six word poem about true-love.

Naked Cowboy sues Naked Cowgirl

This is my refrigerator.  It is cold because I made it when a woman broke my heart.

Michel Gondry

Guys Love Giraffes who Love Giraffes.


Well, subscribers, I’m going to NYC for the weekend.  See you guys, Monday.

Categories: Fun Link Friday Tags: cock, cowboy, cowgirl, funny city names, Hank Green, John Green, lawsuit, love poem, Michel Gondry, naked, nerdfighters, Olde English, Olde English Sketch Comedy, PBR