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Live-blogging the 10/3/12 Presidential Debate

Presidential Bro Hug

Pre-game:

The Obion: Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate

‘Don’t Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,’ Reports Vice President

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9:07

Mitt Romney invokes a story involving a baby.

Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead

Romney bored that unemployed person to death. #MockTheVote #Debates

9:11

Obama talks about specific tax cut numbers and the moderator sounds old and confused.

9:13

Mitt Romney: “I like coal.”

Me too, as long as I’m not getting trapped in a Chilean mine, mining it.

9:20

My Internet stream keeps buffering and I don’t care, because everyone is so boring.

9:23 

Boring point-in-case, Obama just talked about “math.”

@indecision

Good thing they keep talking about math. Nothing gets America fired up more than math. #debates

9:28

“I like Big Bird.”

This debate reminds me of…

9:38

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

I think Obama should have practiced some zingers.

9:40

Andrew Sullivan ‏@sullydish

First unforced Romney error: “I may need a new accountant.”http://thebea.st/RdXvE9

9:50

Indecision ‏@indecision

This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well.#debates

9:52

I think Obama’s boring is rubbing off on Romney. R-Money just mentioned “leverage limits.”

9:55

What if Jim Lehrer had a heart attack right now? His resuscitation could be funded by viewers like you!

9:57

Newsflash! Nobody has actually read Dodd-Frank.

Lizz Winstead ‏@lizzwinstead

Dodd Frank: Was that the girl in the attic? #MockTheVote #Debates

10:05

Wil Wheaton ‏@wilw

Okay, so I think this show needs a whacky neighbor to really spice things up. Maybe a talking baby, or a dog. OMG MAKE THIS FAMILY GUY!

Candice Hall ‏@sexmysobriquet

@wilw Pot-smoking Koala? It could be American Dad.

10:09

Obama should just curl up in the fetal position and scream health care statistics for the rest of the debate.

10:10

ThinkProgress ‏@thinkprogress

Romney says he didn’t raise taxes to pay for Romneycare. That’s because it was subsidized heavily by the federal gov’t

10:12

Brooklyn Bitch ‏@_BrooklynBitch

When can we talk about vaginas and anal sex? #debates #priorities

10:15

Man, I wish Big Bird was moderating this debate. Big Bird or a corpse would be doing a better job at creating structure than this guy.

10:24

Silent Jim Lehrer ‏@SilentJimLehrer

…um…I…

10:25

There’s bars out there serving drinks called “zingers” right now, right?

10:33

Well, my dream of Obama screaming, “You tied your dog to a car!” have been crushed.

Joëlle ‏@The_Sculptress

Jesus tap dancing Christ! I’d rather hear about bitches, zombies, the apocalypse, sandwiches or anal before any more political tweets. Fuck!

KimJongNumberUn ‏@KimJongNumberUn

North Koreans should be grateful tonight that Dad banned television.#debate

Good night and good luck.

Live-blogging the 10/3/12 Presidential Debate

Presidential Bro Hug

Pre-game:

The Obion: Biden Implores Obama To ‘Rub One Out’ Before Debate

‘Don’t Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,’ Reports Vice President

—-

9:07

Mitt Romney invokes a story involving a baby.

Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead

Romney bored that unemployed person to death. #MockTheVote #Debates

9:11

Obama talks about specific tax cut numbers and the moderator sounds old and confused.

9:13

Mitt Romney: “I like coal.”

Me too, as long as I’m not getting trapped in a Chilean mine, mining it.

9:20

My Internet stream keeps buffering and I don’t care, because everyone is so boring.

9:23 

Boring point-in-case, Obama just talked about “math.”

@indecision

Good thing they keep talking about math. Nothing gets America fired up more than math. #debates

9:28

“I like Big Bird.”

This debate reminds me of…

9:38

Matt Yglesias ‏@mattyglesias

I think Obama should have practiced some zingers.

9:40

Andrew Sullivan ‏@sullydish

First unforced Romney error: “I may need a new accountant.”http://thebea.st/RdXvE9

9:50

Indecision ‏@indecision

This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well.#debates

9:52

I think Obama’s boring is rubbing off on Romney. R-Money just mentioned “leverage limits.”

9:55

What if Jim Lehrer had a heart attack right now? His resuscitation could be funded by viewers like you!

9:57

Newsflash! Nobody has actually read Dodd-Frank.

Lizz Winstead ‏@lizzwinstead

Dodd Frank: Was that the girl in the attic? #MockTheVote #Debates

10:05

Wil Wheaton ‏@wilw

Okay, so I think this show needs a whacky neighbor to really spice things up. Maybe a talking baby, or a dog. OMG MAKE THIS FAMILY GUY!

Candice Hall ‏@sexmysobriquet

@wilw Pot-smoking Koala? It could be American Dad.

10:09

Obama should just curl up in the fetal position and scream health care statistics for the rest of the debate.

10:10

ThinkProgress ‏@thinkprogress

Romney says he didn’t raise taxes to pay for Romneycare. That’s because it was subsidized heavily by the federal gov’t

10:12

Brooklyn Bitch ‏@_BrooklynBitch

When can we talk about vaginas and anal sex? #debates #priorities

10:15

Man, I wish Big Bird was moderating this debate. Big Bird or a corpse would be doing a better job at creating structure than this guy.

10:24

Silent Jim Lehrer ‏@SilentJimLehrer

…um…I…

10:25

There’s bars out there serving drinks called “zingers” right now, right?

10:33

Well, my dream of Obama screaming, “You tied your dog to a car!” have been crushed.

Joëlle ‏@The_Sculptress

Jesus tap dancing Christ! I’d rather hear about bitches, zombies, the apocalypse, sandwiches or anal before any more political tweets. Fuck!

KimJongNumberUn ‏@KimJongNumberUn

North Koreans should be grateful tonight that Dad banned television.#debate

Good night and good luck.