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Laughing at the terms and conditions of pop-up ads

Their ads are everywhere and somehow elude chrome and firefox’s otherwise decent pop-up blockers.

Money quote:  “To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement.”

I don’t want to quote any more for fear of violating “fair use” in case they are litigious motherfuckers.  But it’s hilarious.

Basically it says:

Please give away your personal data and waste your time on surveys.  We have no legal obligation to uphold anything on our site.  You’ll never get your free ipod.  Go fuck yourself.