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I got 2K hits because you are all terrible people.

Around 4 AM last night/this morning I made a post while half lucid on ambien about Amy Winehouse.  By noon it had nearly a thousand hits.

The top search engine results are from Google UK, you wankers.  As of right now, the top terms used to find me were:

amy winehouse jokes 1,011
amy winehouse dead jokes 156
amy winehouse death jokes 139

I think many people were disappointed I didn’t actually have a list of Amy Winehouse jokes other than that one. So, by popular demand:

  • Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
  • Amy Winehouse walks into a bar.  The bartender walks over and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits in here.”
  • Amy Winehouse’s manager is said to be unfazed by the news of her death.  He said, “I’m not sure it’ll make much difference to her performance.”
  • What was Amy Winehouse’s biggest hit?   Her last one.

And since we’re all horrible human beings:   Amy Winehouse–she took more shots in her arm than a Norwegian youth camp.  (Where’s your Thor now?)

Leave yours in the comments.

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