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A Haiku for Valentine’s Day 2012

“I love you more than Whitney Houston loves bathtime

With barbiturates”


I’m too lazy to do this again. Just go to

and replace “Amy Winehouse” with topical dead celebrity.

“What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Jack Daniels?  Jack comes alive with coke.”

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