Via The Daily Mail UK:
A Bradford housewife has claimed she spent five years as a child being raised by monkeys in the Colombian jungle.
Marina Chapman said she was kidnapped for ransom in the 1950s when she was just five years old and abandoned in the jungle, with her captors believed to have botched the abduction.
For five years, she lived a Tarzan-style existence with a colony of Capuchin monkeys.
She’s currently writing a book.
All she needs to do is add a part being born from royalty and bam–Disney film screenwriter.