Live-blogging the Second Presidential Debate
Live from Safety School University!
“Tonight’s first question comes to us from a man who calls himself Violentacrez. Go ahead, Mr. Violentacrez.” #debate
OBAMASATDOWNFIRSTHELOST — inside Hannity’s brain right now.#debate
“I want you to be able to get a job.” Yeah, so you can fire me from it.
I think Romney just admitted to not caring about birds dying. Big Bird is crying.
Now he wants to kill Little Bird.
Once again a moderator is failing to move on.
The New York Times op-ed, November 18, 2008:
by Mitt Romney
^not The Onion
I’m so bored of talking about jobs. Go back to talking about killing birds.
Obama starts explaining economic theory. Romney makes fart noises and monkey sounds in the background. #fakedebate
”I put women in my cabinet.” ~Romney misquote
“I hired lots of women.” = “Some of my best friends are black.”
Wow, invocation of the G.W. We should start asking: Is our children learning from this debate?
This guy’s on fire. Hold on- how do we know it isn’t Joe Biden wearing his Obama costume a few weeks early? #debates
“I CAN SEE SYRIA FROM MY INVESTMENTS!” – Mitt Romney#MocktheVote
Now that we all understand each other, group hug?
Nothing like talk to currency manipulation to rally up the masses.
Mitt Romney: “I want to make America the most attractive place in the world for my binder.”
”Barry, I’ll pretend your question was worthy of a presidential debate, not a centerfold interview: truncated stump speech and stuff.”
(Pro-tip: when you get there: Ctrl-F “gang bangers.”)