This is a Weird News Wednesday one day late.
Mug shots and story via The Daily Mail:
A university lab technician was arrested after he was found intoxicated with his pants down, surrounded by two monkeys who had been released from their cages.
Coley Mitchell was discovered by a co-worker sitting in a chair, half naked, in a locker room at Georgia Health Sciences University on August 13…
When police officers asked the 32-year-old to leave the facility, he was aggressive and uncooperative, according to WRDW-TV.
Good times, those monkey parties. Relevant Song.