Props today go to Trojan for recovering from their permits incident that ruined their free vibrator promotion day.
To my surprise the Trojan people collecting e-mail addresses after the crack-down weren’t just there to momentarily placate us in our times of blue balls and unrest, but actually did follow-up to get us our free vibrators!
From: Trojan® Vibrations [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Friday, August 17, 2012 12:47 PM
Subject: Trojan® Vibrations Pleasure Cart Event Follow-up
The makers of Trojan® Vibrations personal massagers thank you for participating in our vibrator giveaway. We are sorry you were not able to receive a vibrator on the day of the event in New York City.
Please click the link* below and provide us with your valid U.S. mailing address by August 22, and we will then ship you a free Trojan® Vibrations Pulse or Tri-Phoria® massager**. You can expect to receive your product within the next 3 – 4 weeks.
[Link for special people, only.]
Thank you for your patience.
The Makers of Trojan® Vibrations
I’m not sure which one is coming (see what I did there?) in the next 3-4, so that’ll be a surprise. Yay, free vibrators!