Supreme Court Obamacare Ruling Jokes

“Obama care.” -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted

rob delaneyrob delaney ‏@robdelaney

@MittRomney probably mexican robots entered kagan & sotomayor’s vaginas & poisoned roberts’ mind w period gas? no more wimmen on court!

“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” – M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”

Mitt Romney’s speech doubles as the speech he’d deliver if we were attacked by aliens under his presidency.

#obamacare is worse than 9/11… at least that was planned by an american president

People Who Say They’re Moving To Canada Because Of ObamaCare -Buzzfeed

Sarah Palin writes a poem for the occasion.

The Supreme Court sprinkler system, which freedom-peed all over reporters covering the ruling.

Hey Girl Affordable Care Act Tumblr

Will update with more as they keep coming in. Comment below if you have any!

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2 thoughts on “Supreme Court Obamacare Ruling Jokes

  1. “Weird that Romney’s rebuttal was just promising to kill Sarah Connor.”

    – Mike Drucker

    “Man, I hope that Scalia wrote a dissent. It might be the first SCOTUS decision with the word “fuck” in it.” — @rudepundit

    “I just can’t believe that John Roberts ruled in favor of a policy cooked up by the Heritage Foundation.”

    – Matt Browner Hamlin

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