Supreme Court Obamacare Ruling Jokes
“Obama care.” -The Hulk giving an impassioned speech at an Obama fundraising dinner he hosted
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@MittRomney probably mexican robots entered kagan & sotomayor’s vaginas & poisoned roberts’ mind w period gas? no more wimmen on court!
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“In the end it turns out it was a tax all along!” – M. Night Shyamalan, pitching his new movie, “Obamascare”
Mitt Romney’s speech doubles as the speech he’d deliver if we were attacked by aliens under his presidency.
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#obamacare is worse than 9/11… at least that was planned by an american president
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People Who Say They’re Moving To Canada Because Of ObamaCare -Buzzfeed
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Sarah Palin writes a poem for the occasion.
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The Supreme Court sprinkler system, which freedom-peed all over reporters covering the ruling.
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Hey Girl Affordable Care Act Tumblr

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Will update with more as they keep coming in. Comment below if you have any!
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Andy Levy
Indecision
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“Weird that Romney’s rebuttal was just promising to kill Sarah Connor.”
– Mike Drucker
“Man, I hope that Scalia wrote a dissent. It might be the first SCOTUS decision with the word “fuck” in it.” — @rudepundit
“I just can’t believe that John Roberts ruled in favor of a policy cooked up by the Heritage Foundation.”
– Matt Browner Hamlin
Oh, and I’m totally stealing the term “freedom-pee”