Eleven days into my new project and I haven’t given up. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter. Pimp my Twitter.
23% follower to following rate. Could be worse.
You know what’s more important than followers? Retweets. It’s hard to do on twitter if you’re not in a tweet circle jerk. Do me a solid, guys, and check the page and retweet your favorite quote. And comment if you have suggestions!
Tag me in your hipster quotes and I might retweet you.
“I would like to thank the fine denizens of the Internet for inspiring my wireless network name. ‘BonerHitler.'”
“My love life is a Jungian soap opera.”
“You’re raping the cows! You’re raping the cows!” [at icecream truck]
“He’s like Thoreau but with Tourette’s.”
“They rhymed ‘Vietnam’ with ‘Bambi’s mom.'”
no matter how many people think of a stoner dating site, it will never get built