I tried to continue my Annotated Transcript series. But, honestly I’m burned out, and this debate was dryer than Michelle Bachmann’s vagina. If only Mitt Romney would awkwardly touch an inflammed Rick Perry. It would have almost made those 90 or so minutes of my life worth it.
The one part that made my blood boil Ron Paul was towards the end when they asked Ron Paul about wildly inflated education costs and he somehow ended his statement by suggesting to audit the Fed.
Inflation has risen 250% since 1978. Tuition costs have risen over 900%. We already have private colleges; where’s your free market now? According to Ron Paul’s answer, somehow subsidized loans are the cause.
I’ve had a superficial bet for sexual favors going since early last year that Mitt Romney was going to win out over Perry. It’s looking like I’m getting some. By the time I made this bet, I had already won my bet that Mike Huckabee wouldn’t run, but hindsight 20/20, Mike Huckabee must be crying himself to sleep every night for not running.
The Winner of the Debate:
Jim Cramer – for braving national TV without the context of funny sound effects.