Weird News Wednesday: Guy Orders Size 14.5 but Gets Size 1,450 Giant Slipper
The 27-year-old takes a size 13 right shoe size while his left is slightly bigger and measures 14-and-a-half. But when he ordered his custom-fit slipper, manufacturers in China misread size 14.5 and accidently made one that’s a whopping 7ft long – size 1,450, or XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. A company spokesman for Monster Slippers said sorry to Tom, from Ilford, East London, and explained the mistake occurred because of a “translation error”. –from Mirror UK
That story was everything I wanted it to be.
To buy the Monster Claw Slippers in not size 1,450 here’s the page at Monster Slippers UK.
Side note – I feel like I’m reaching a level of blog popularity where I’m actually concerned newspapers are going to complain for me re-posting their images. I realize I haven’t offered enough commentary and criticism to make my re-use of images have clear standing under “fair use” copyright law. So let me be clear…
Commentary: That’s a big fucking slipper.
Criticism: You need to trim your monster’s toenails, sir. Or at least file them. They are excessively long and pointy.