The Vault of Adolescence
I went to the library today but they closed at 5 PM because my township is cheap. So I went to the County College but they figured out I wasn’t a student anymore and closed my wifi account.
I had an hour to kill so I spent the time organizing some old files transferred from my desktop. In this time, I found some old nostalgia-inducing pictures that I made when I was a teenager, and some are actually pretty well Photoshopped. I probably knew Photoshop better then than I do now.
Tom from Myspace as God. I actually had a myspace group, The Cult of Tom, which myspace shut down without informing me.
Anus pick.
This was the banner I made for my first online journal, which was a Xanga. In the middle is Bondage Squirrel. My handle was BarbequeLighter, so it’s holding a barbequelighter.
These are all going into a folder tilted “The Vault of Adolescence.”
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